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The iGod of the forbidden fruit.
A charming, charismatic, magically shrinking, enthusiastic, awesome, charismatic, awesome, charismatic, awesome guy.
CEO and co-founder of Apple.
A charming, charismatic, magically shrinking, enthusiastic, awesome, charismatic, awesome, charismatic, awesome guy.
CEO and co-founder of Apple.
PC at WWDC 07: Hello everyone. I'm Steve Jobs. Yes that's right its me, Chief Executive of Apple Inc., 1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino, California, 95014. I know the address, that's how you know it's me, Steve Jobs.
Well, I've got some BIG news this year, and I want the whole world to hear it: I quit. Yes that's right I'm resigning effective immediately, and what's more - I'm shutting down all of Apple.
Now I know this comes as a surprise to some of you, but if you think about it, you'll see I really didn't have a choice. I mean, Vista's been performing so well, you know I mean they've sold tens of...dozens of copies. It was clear to me that Leopard was just going to get lost in all of that "Wow".
And then, I got my iPod killer - the Zune. Look at this baby huh, brown. Now, I'm sure you'd agree it's time for Apple to wave the white flag, and concede defeat to the boys up in Redmond, Washington.
And don't shed tears over the iPhone and all that other junk we talked about, just carry those big brains of yours up out of the Moscone Centre and go on home. You're no longer needed.
Mac: PC.
PC: Oh hey oh hi Mac...what's...what's going on? How are you?
Mac: *sigh* Again? Really...why? I thought we talked about this last year...? You think these people are really going to believe you're Steve Jobs?
PC: hmmm...you're right, you're right.
Hello, I'm Phil Schiller.
Well, I've got some BIG news this year, and I want the whole world to hear it: I quit. Yes that's right I'm resigning effective immediately, and what's more - I'm shutting down all of Apple.
Now I know this comes as a surprise to some of you, but if you think about it, you'll see I really didn't have a choice. I mean, Vista's been performing so well, you know I mean they've sold tens of...dozens of copies. It was clear to me that Leopard was just going to get lost in all of that "Wow".
And then, I got my iPod killer - the Zune. Look at this baby huh, brown. Now, I'm sure you'd agree it's time for Apple to wave the white flag, and concede defeat to the boys up in Redmond, Washington.
And don't shed tears over the iPhone and all that other junk we talked about, just carry those big brains of yours up out of the Moscone Centre and go on home. You're no longer needed.
Mac: PC.
PC: Oh hey oh hi Mac...what's...what's going on? How are you?
Mac: *sigh* Again? Really...why? I thought we talked about this last year...? You think these people are really going to believe you're Steve Jobs?
PC: hmmm...you're right, you're right.
Hello, I'm Phil Schiller.
by molecule802.11 April 5, 2009
Get the Steve Jobsmug. by molecule802.11 May 8, 2009
Get the Sexually Transmitted Cyber Diseasemug. A derogatory term, used to describe evangelical Christain fundamentalists; usually those who express their faith through modern music or other media.
Some bloody happy clappy thinks he can wake me up before 2 in the afternoon on a Saturday to talk me about God!? I'll show him!
by Molecule802.11 April 5, 2009
Get the happy clappymug. Tatooinian slang for 'cool' or 'awesome'.
by molecule802.11 May 11, 2009
Get the wizardmug.