moi's definitions

field hockey

Has nothing to do with the amazing sport of hockey (well, it is called hockey, played with sticks, has the same goal and more or less the same positions) but it isn't as cool as real hockey.

It's a very preppy sport, and yet at the same time, widely recognized as a lesbian sport.

I don't play it, but I know some people who do. Only 1 out of the 10 people I know playing it are lesbians...still that's higher then most sports...

Greg- 'Look, it's a lesbian,'

Nancy- 'Yes, she's the Field Hockey team,'

by Moi May 31, 2004

Ass Attack

the runs, diarrhea

after eating that enchilada I had an ass attack

by moi December 8, 2003

Shweet

'sweet' with a lisp

Dude, I jusht got my retainersh, itshn't it shweet?

by moi April 26, 2003

dabbler

A person who uses witchcraft as an attention-seeking device. Often can be seen with Ouija board in tow. Usually can be described as a wannabe Goth also.

"Satan is my sugar daddy. What? Rede? I've never heard of any Rede..." said Jill.

*Aha! A dabbler!* thought Jack.

by moi March 14, 2004

E-maul

Stalking someone via e-email. Also, e-mauled, e-mauling, e-mauler

After repeated requests, he kept e-mauling this prey.

by moi October 15, 2003