moi's definitions

field hockey

Has nothing to do with the amazing sport of hockey (well, it is called hockey, played with sticks, has the same goal and more or less the same positions) but it isn't as cool as real hockey.

It's a very preppy sport, and yet at the same time, widely recognized as a lesbian sport.

I don't play it, but I know some people who do. Only 1 out of the 10 people I know playing it are lesbians...still that's higher then most sports...

Greg- 'Look, it's a lesbian,'

Nancy- 'Yes, she's the Field Hockey team,'

by Moi May 31, 2004

Ass Attack

the runs, diarrhea

after eating that enchilada I had an ass attack

by moi December 8, 2003

XMB

A poorly made message board system coded in PHP. Known for being notoriously filled with security holes and inefficient coding.

XMB is so bad it makes ezBoard look like a million dollars.

by moi August 24, 2003

non

no in french. because they need the extra letter.

"non! we don't like you americans!"

by moi March 6, 2005

Shweet

'sweet' with a lisp

Dude, I jusht got my retainersh, itshn't it shweet?

by moi April 26, 2003