moi's definitions

field hockey

Has nothing to do with the amazing sport of hockey (well, it is called hockey, played with sticks, has the same goal and more or less the same positions) but it isn't as cool as real hockey.

It's a very preppy sport, and yet at the same time, widely recognized as a lesbian sport.

I don't play it, but I know some people who do. Only 1 out of the 10 people I know playing it are lesbians...still that's higher then most sports...

Greg- 'Look, it's a lesbian,'

Nancy- 'Yes, she's the Field Hockey team,'

by Moi May 31, 2004

E-maul

Stalking someone via e-email. Also, e-mauled, e-mauling, e-mauler

After repeated requests, he kept e-mauling this prey.

by moi October 15, 2003

ding-dong

A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.

That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!

by moi April 20, 2004

non

no in french. because they need the extra letter.

"non! we don't like you americans!"

by moi March 6, 2005

Shweet

'sweet' with a lisp

Dude, I jusht got my retainersh, itshn't it shweet?

by moi April 26, 2003