moi's definitions

XMB

A poorly made message board system coded in PHP. Known for being notoriously filled with security holes and inefficient coding.

XMB is so bad it makes ezBoard look like a million dollars.

by moi August 24, 2003

Fifty-footer

Someone who looks really attractive from 50 feet away. Closer examination reveals ...

No way, that dood from the club was a total fifty-footer!

by moi October 15, 2003

guyatus

A hiatus from guys.

Thanks, but no thanks. I'm kind of on guyatus.

by moi October 15, 2003

party

Any event with 5 plus people that involves Nikki. An event that doesn't involve Nikki, would definitely not be a party.

Max thinks that he's attending a party, but Nikki isn't there, so he's not actually at a party.

by Moi November 12, 2004

Breast

Booobz (booobz),Lactation Station (Hooterz),Got MiLk (Breast feed Me),SnowbaLLs (Hooetrz 2die4)

Love them Honkerz and wouLd do anything to breast feed for 17 years.

by Moi December 1, 2004

dabbler

A person who uses witchcraft as an attention-seeking device. Often can be seen with Ouija board in tow. Usually can be described as a wannabe Goth also.

"Satan is my sugar daddy. What? Rede? I've never heard of any Rede..." said Jill.

*Aha! A dabbler!* thought Jack.

by moi March 14, 2004

E-maul

Stalking someone via e-email. Also, e-mauled, e-mauling, e-mauler

After repeated requests, he kept e-mauling this prey.

by moi October 15, 2003