moggraider's definitions

p/fucker

A student taking a class on a pass/fail, or satisfactory/unsatisfactory, grading basis. Such a student can get away with putting very little effort into a class.

Yeah, we're all p/fuckers. We're a pocket of incompetence in the back of the classroom.

by Moggraider February 10, 2010

retweet

What mama bird regurgitates into baby bird's mouth.

Mama bird retweeted her offspring's sustenance directly into their snapping beaks.

by Moggraider March 1, 2011

scrolling

In internet chat rooms and instant messaging, "scrolling" is the practice of turning what should be one line of text into multiple lines. This is an annoyance to other users, as scrolled messages take up more screen real estate.

ph33r dhoom: hey guyz
ph33r dhoom: wuz ^
merc275: uh, hi
ph33r dhoom: so um
ph33r dhoom: i was wonderin
ph33r dhoom: does ne1 have ne
ph33r dhoom: jessica simpson nudie pics?????????
merc275: dude, quit scrolling

by Moggraider August 11, 2006

killfeed

An annoying or irrelevant status update from a facebook friend that leads to your hiding said friend from your news feed.

The most common killfeeds for people are:

1) photos of a facebook friend's spawn, or updates relating to said issue
2) status updates from a husband/wife directed primarily at a spouse
3)attempts to rustle up friends for a meal or a barhop in far-off locales

by Moggraider July 3, 2011

slink

to shamefully leave the dwelling place of another in the early morning after having hooked up with that person

"So morning came around, and you didn't feel like sticking around for the awkward conversation, so you left a nice note and you slinked on home."
"I didn't slink!"
"What time was it?"
"Seven, maybe eight AM?"
"And you purposely avoided flushing her toilet?"
"Yeah..."
"You slinked, my friend."

by Moggraider July 8, 2009

weatherfucked

To be screwed out of arriving somewhere on time by inclement weather. Applies especially to planes.

Ackpth! I'm weatherfucked! I'll miss my connecting flight.

by Moggraider October 16, 2009

advertunity

An opportunity for product placement in a mass media production.

Corporate sponsors of TV shows force their products into the show all the time, exploiting every possible advertunity.

by Moggraider August 2, 2009