71 definitions by moggraider
v., tr. to penetrate a woman vaginally, so deeply and/or with so much effort that, in theory, the penis reaches the womb.
She sucks in breath sharply and out of pained astonishment pitched like delight utters, "You're wombing me!"
by moggraider December 22, 2008
The best soft drink in the history of the world. Pepsi's short-lived venture into the field of making a soda that's actually GOOD was a tasty, guarana-filled fruit delicacy.
by moggraider January 20, 2005
The privilege a law student asks for so that he is not called on in class for the day. A student may give either an excuse or a justification for this request, preferably by email ahead of time, or in person right before class. The term is called "Socratic" immunity because most professors in law school use the Socratic method of teaching, grilling a student with questions for ten minutes of class or more.
Socratic immunity is critical because most law school professors count class participation as at least a small factor in a student's grade.
by moggraider September 28, 2010
A rule originating on the Something Awful message boards that calls for the banning of a member who does not follow his own proclamation. These proclamations are typically in the form of "If X happens, I will do Y." The person who posts the claim is asked to follow through with his promised act or be banned for lying.
This rule originated from a forum member, Toxx, stating he would tape together the parts of his nether regions if a message board topic reached 5,000 replies. The Something Awful Administrator ordered that he post pictures of the completed act. No pictures were produced, and Toxx was banned as a result. The Toxx clause was instituted as a rule to discourage future members from making exaggerated claims.
Example poster 1: "If he sells this laptop to me for $200, I will eat my shorts."
Example poster 2: "Sell it to him just so we can test the Toxx clause."
Example poster 1: "If he sells this laptop to me for $200, I will eat my shorts."
Example poster 2: "Sell it to him just so we can test the Toxx clause."
by moggraider January 7, 2008
In TV production, especially soap operas, the pages of a script that occur during dream sequences or coma fantasies are colored pink. The alternate color of the pages reminds all involved that these events don't actually happen in the storyline of the soap.
On The Simpsons, Moe's facelift was an example of a "pink pages" sequence.
On House M.D., House's sex scene with Cuddy was a "pink pages" sequence.
On House M.D., House's sex scene with Cuddy was a "pink pages" sequence.
by moggraider May 12, 2009
v., tr.
Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.
Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.
"Hey man, you have to ditch that terrible phone. It takes ten minutes for you to text me."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."
by moggraider August 20, 2009
A student at the University of Pennsylvania who transfers into the university's Wharton School of Business after a year at another of the schools, most typically the undergraduate College. Wharton expects a first-year GPA of 3.7 to allow transfer. A student often does this because it is seen as easier to accomplish than to be admitted to Wharton straight out of high school. Wharton has higher SAT and GPA expectations for students than Penn's other schools - the College, Nursing, Engineering, etc.
"Hey Mark, why are you taking such bullshit classes your first semester at Penn?"
"Shh, I'm trying to be a backdoor Whartonite. That's why I'm taking Sociology 001, a writing seminar, American Music History, and Intro to Japanese Culture."
"Shh, I'm trying to be a backdoor Whartonite. That's why I'm taking Sociology 001, a writing seminar, American Music History, and Intro to Japanese Culture."
by moggraider April 15, 2008