baguette

A baked cock that resembles a loaf of french bread.

Mike likes to eat baguettes that are shaved.

by MoFo December 21, 2004

dilt

when your dick is so same it is not Physically possible for you to wank

mum get me the tweezers

by mofo May 27, 2003

BBD

Big Bowl of Dick

Synonomis with Hole in the head

I can use another crappy gift from my relatives about as much as a Big Bowl of Dick.

by mofo August 05, 2004

stinky on your hang-down

1. (adj) To have either unwashed genitals.
2. To state someone's state of mind when they are in a particularly bad mood.

History: I came up with this saying in 2000 while in pharmacy school. I was watching a video on female S.T.D.'s.

1. Yes I smell that funk. I think you have a little stinky on your hang-down.

2. Don't bitch at me because you have stinky on your hang-down.

by MoFo January 20, 2005

sweendogg

Used when describing a cool ass mofo

"Yo, Sweendogg!!!!"

by mofo July 03, 2004

stupped

To have sexual intercourse with ya mum ...

I stupped ya mum in th emiddle of a zoo

by MOFO November 02, 2004

ganondorfish

Something that's weird and/or cool in an evil, lazy, destructive, dark, dirty, and crude way; badass.

Dude, Stratofortress is so ganondorfish!

PC Chris acts all ganondorfish in the morning.

You never take showers?? That's so ganondorfish.

Do these gauntlets make me look ganondorfish, or is it just me?

by Mofo September 02, 2004