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transparent navel

A code name term for an indiviudal who has his head up his ass. The only way to navigate when one has his head up his ass is to have a transparent navel.
Hey Moe! I think our boss has a transparent navel!
by Moe June 10, 2004
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Hornsmaniac

A person who thinks he is cool, smart, funny, or fun to be around, but in reality is incredibly lame, stupid, idiotic, and just generally annoying.
Maurice was talking to Geoffrey when Martin came and started talking and trying to be funny. This is when Maurice and Geoffrey realized Martin was a total Hornsmaniac.
by Moe January 22, 2005
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gelitinous

a way to describe a monstar that fangoriously devours someone. from www.homestarrunner.com
And the words that we taught the kids were uh... fangoriously, gelatinous, and um, linebacker?
by moe October 9, 2004
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Flaming Moe

The art of getting two male strippers extremely drunk, getting them bare-assed and tying them together by their cocks. Then, when they are tied up, urinating on their bellies.
I went to Men-in-Motion, found two hot strippers and broght them home and gave them a Flaming Moe.
by Moe November 17, 2003
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Merivale

I got this LSD at Merivale.
by Moe January 26, 2004
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ftp

im driving through nebraska and think to myself FTP!
by moe April 3, 2004
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Correctional Officer

Correctional officers are responsible for the custody, care and supervision of offenders in a prison or correctional institution.

Correctional Officers are also known as Detention Officers, Correction Officer and Prison Officers in certain jurisdictions.

Correctional Officers are employees of the federal, state, county or city governments. Contrary to popular belief, Correctional Officers are quialified in firearms and carry them when not in direct proximity with prison inmate population. They are Law Enforcement Officers with jurisdiction in a correctional facility.
Q: Who are Correctional Officers ?
A: Correctional Officers are underpaid, unappreciated and underrated Law Enforcement Officers who are often referred to as "Prison Guards" and often mocked by Police Officers as being wannabe-cops.
by Moe July 13, 2003
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