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Lindsay Hohan

What Lindsay Lohan's name should be; she is such a ho
Rumor has it that Lindsay Hohan was fucked by three guys yesterday!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
mugGet the Lindsay Hohanmug.

Down-Under Kiss

1. A dude kissing and licking a chick’s pussy lips 2. Two lesbians rubbing their pussy lips together Kiss Down-Under
The porno featured a Down-Under Kiss by the Sin Twins!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007
mugGet the Down-Under Kissmug.

Cum Guzzling Cunt

by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011
mugGet the Cum Guzzling Cuntmug.

Smell-Check

A check done by men during foreplay to see if a chick is clean enough to eat out. The guy fingers the chick's pussy and then he gets his fingers back into range of his nose to sniff without the chick noticing. It is easily done behind her back while kissing the side of her neck
Porn stars do not do the Smell-Check; 'Regualr' guys do.
by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011
mugGet the Smell-Checkmug.

Log Jam

When a dude with a huge cock tries to fuck a virgin pussy, his cock (log) gets stuck
MOCO doesn't want a log jam so he avoids fucking virgins.
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
mugGet the Log Jammug.

Beer Marinated Brat

A brat (Bratwurst; dick) that has been placed in a class of beer for 15 minutes or more

His girl then performs a Full Service Lube Job; he asks her if she tasted anything different; he then hands her the glass of beer that marinated his dick so that she can wash down any remaining cum in her mouth
When MOCO performs a Beer Marinated Brat, he likes to use Stella Artois; US beers aren't classy enough for such a job!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
mugGet the Beer Marinated Bratmug.

Piping Hot Yogurt

Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk
Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007
mugGet the Piping Hot Yogurtmug.

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