191 definitions by moco & p-phat

Peaks & Valleys

Female anatomical landscape where the peaks = tits and ass and the valleys = pussy and ass-crack

P-Phat explored Miss Italy's Peaks & Valleys!

by moco & p-phat May 29, 2008

11 Roper

The number of ropes (strands) of cum shot out of huge cock and balls

Peter North is an 11 Roper!

by moco & p-phat May 29, 2010

Loafing Down

Shitting; Pinching a loaf; Dropping Off the Cosby Kids

P-Phat was loafing down in Austin!

by moco & p-phat May 28, 2008

Big Donger

1) A cool dude
2) A dude with a huge dick

A Big Baller likes to hang out with a Big Donger!
A Hobby Ho likes to ride a Big Donger!

by moco & p-phat February 11, 2009

Rank Crank

1. A dick that has been in a nasty twat

2. A dick that is covered in pussy juice (a damn good thing!) Stinkie Twinkie

1. Any guy that fucks Lindsay Hohan has rank crank!

2. Megan Fox just gave me rank crank! Thanks, Megan!

by moco & p-phat May 28, 2010

Log Jam

When a dude with a huge cock tries to fuck a virgin pussy, his cock (log) gets stuck

MOCO doesn't want a log jam so he avoids fucking virgins.

by moco & p-phat February 11, 2009

Pussy Glue

Cum, spunk, jizz

MOCO unleashed so much pussy glue that Lisa's labia were stuck together for 5 hours!

by moco & p-phat May 29, 2009