3 definition by mo jasper

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To shit in your pants when you only meant to fart.
Damn!! I need to go home and change my drawers!!
Why?
I just pooted!
Yeah, I can smell it from back here motherfucker!!
by Mo Jasper November 02, 2003

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To case on somebody or something. A putdown.
Jake: "Look at Reggie, got his hair combed by the north wind."

Reggie: "What? Who is that bitch high-sighing on, with his billy goat beard.
by mo jasper July 14, 2004

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To fart in the bathtub while bathing.
In the movie Trading Places with Eddie Murphy, he mentioned that the only time he was ever in a Jacuzzi was while he farted in the tub. Little did he realized he was experiencing a frap.
by Mo Jasper November 02, 2003

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