Definitions by mitch00uk

dead baby towel 

A rag or towel used to wipe spunk/sperm from off oneself after intercourse

Pass the dead baby towel over please I'm covered in my own cum

dead baby towel by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

princess fantasy 

When a child mostly female believes she is a princess after being told so over and over again by her parents

That Amy girl got princess fantasy, she really believes in her own press

princess fantasy by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

rumpled foreskin 

A male with a huge amount of foreskin that looks rumpled

I anit sucking that cock, look at the rumpled foreskin

rumpled foreskin by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

miserbitch 

A miserable women\girl, a play on the words miserable and bitch

What's wrong with you, your such as miserbitch

miserbitch by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

slurpper 

When one swallows ones love juices, the noise made when swallowing sperm, or someone who overly enjoys sucking cock and swallowing male sperm

She loves cock so much she's a slurpper

slurpper by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

waterogasm 

Someone who masterbates in water and reaches a orgasm. , a orgasm in wasterr

I had a wank in the swimming pool and had a waterogasm

waterogasm by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

caughtogasm 

Caught-o-gasm meaning caught masterbating at the moment of orgasm

My mum walked in just as I was cumming , I was caughtogasm

caughtogasm by mitch00uk March 28, 2015