mitch00uk's definitions

muff glutton

Someone who has pussy on there face alot

Andy is such a muff glutton I think the only pussy he hasn't had is his nan's and that's because she is really a he

by mitch00uk April 14, 2015

global blackout

When a large women sits on your face naked

She was at least 30 stone, when she sat on my face it was like there was a global blackout, I will never recover from the smell of her anus, my nose was right up her ass

by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

beer leech

Someone who never buys around or beer, or even his own beer

John is such a beer leech, he has never brought a drink in his life, although he is generous with his bird, we all have had her

by mitch00uk April 5, 2015

dirty guff

A filty dirty smelly pussy

I am not going up that dirty guff for all the fish in the sea

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

fisherman's pocket

A very very over powering ragworm smelling oversized pussy

Gee's I'm 20 meters away and I can smell her Fisherman's pocket

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

wanking face

The face one pulls while in the act of masterbating

Lol you should see martins wanking face, it looks like his seen a ghost and got a wheelbarrow up his ass

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

cockpower

(See horsepower) a mark of rating to how one's penis performs during sexual intercourse, a quick ending for example would be low cockpower, a long performance would mean a lot of cockpower

Dont sleep with Steve his cockpower is low, although he went 0 to 60 in 2 seconds but then his penis failed

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015