kiddy love

A very wrong sexual preference choice by either male or female that results in prison and causes long term damage to once innocence children

His just got 10 years for his choice of involment in kiddy love, he should have got life

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

gay handbag

A person who hangs around someone simply because they are gay

I see Steve is with john again, he is such a gay handbag,

by mitch00uk April 06, 2015

brown hate mail

Shitting though the letterbox of some one you hate/dislike

Steve.. I got some brown hate mail!
Andy.. What's that?
Steve.. Someone shit though my letterbox
Andy.. They must hate you

by mitch00uk April 19, 2015

hoes handbag

A hoes over large pussy, so large you can fit the contents of a handbag within

Her pussy is a hoes handbag its so big I could park my car there

by mitch00uk March 22, 2015

sniff monster

Someone who likes to sniff drugs on a large scale

Paula has used all the coke, she's such a sniff monster

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

wankers wings

The flabby upper arm fat that moves up and down when in the moment of a tense wank

Lol look at my wankers wings , the faster I wank the more it flaps, they're take off in a minute

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

crusty bryson

Someone who fucks one over in favour of himself

That Jamie crusty bryson me

by mitch00uk March 22, 2015