mitch00uk's definitions

bum squeak

High pitchy noise made by the bottom

Lol did you hear my bum squeak , it was so high pitched it smashed my dads glasses

by mitch00uk April 2, 2015

wankers wings

The flabby upper arm fat that moves up and down when in the moment of a tense wank

Lol look at my wankers wings , the faster I wank the more it flaps, they're take off in a minute

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

monster of the week

TV series like supernatural have a new monster every episode or every few weeks at most,

What's the monster of the week on that TV series you like dean

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

anus leaking

The discharge in the form of a watery substance or a movement of the bowles which causes unexpected leakage from the anus, both resulting in a awful skanking smell

What's that smell?? Is that you Jamie? Yes sorry my anus leaking, its a problem with the lady's, they leave me when they find out

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

whacking up

Another word for injecting drugs

I saw Steve whacking up, he used a dirty needle, his been injecting drugs now for a year

by mitch00uk April 12, 2015

penis quiff

After male ejaculation that gets into the pubic hair region which makes it sluggy and starts shaping the pubes

Lol look at the penis quiff on that , ur such a loser

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

pedo whacker

A stick that every community should have that is capable of doing lasting damage to those who interfere with children

Isn't that the geezer who touched that young girl, yes it is , get the pedo whacker out. And go to town on his head

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015