mitch00uk's definitions

wanking closet

A public toilet or toilet cubicle

Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

meal for one

Masterbating oneself

I'm single still, looks like its a meal for one again tonight, best warm my right arm up

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

cone popping

Inserting pine cones into ones anus

Ouch ouch I anit cone popping ever again, a forest fresh anus isn't worth the pain

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

rotton but never forgotten

Something so bad it will always be remembered

That was so rotton but never forgotten, I will always know and remember

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

finger sniffing

A game played mostly by adults, one person sticks there finger in a fanny,penis,ear,nose or between there toes or bum. The other has to then sniff the finger and guess where its been

Anyone want to play finger sniffing? I haven't washed for over a month so it will be fun!!

by mitch00uk April 12, 2015

bunk mate

Term used to describe a fellow prisoner sharing a cell together, or a term for a gay partner

That's my new bunk mate, i am going to make his anus bleed tonight,

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

partnersnip

When a couple agree to have no future children, but the women wants the male to have the vasectomy (snip) and the bloke agrees.

We are going to have a discussion on partnersnip , then take it from there

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015