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Definitions by mitch00uk

peacock bitch 

A girl who is very proud of her behind to the point of sticking it out to gain male attention
She's such a peacock bitch, sticking her ass out for attention,
peacock bitch by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

bum tonguing 

Form of sexual gratification using ones tougue to lick anothers anus
I love bum tonguing , shitter licking is the best, yummy
bum tonguing by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

meal for one

Masterbating oneself
I'm single still, looks like its a meal for one again tonight, best warm my right arm up
meal for one by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

ear crust 

When the wax's inside the ear goes dry and hard and starts to crust
Mate you need to clean them ears, I can see your ear crust from here
ear crust by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

rotton but never forgotten 

Something so bad it will always be remembered
That was so rotton but never forgotten, I will always know and remember

filthy gusset 

It was horrible, I've shed a stone since I took her knickers off and saw her filthy gusset, it was every kind of rank possible, i got a S.T.I just looking at it
filthy gusset by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

kiddy love 

A very wrong sexual preference choice by either male or female that results in prison and causes long term damage to once innocence children
His just got 10 years for his choice of involment in kiddy love, he should have got life
kiddy love by mitch00uk March 29, 2015