pussy tasering

Firing a taser at a vagina for sexual kicks

I went pussy tasering last night, when it hit her pussy I was more shocked then her, I've never seen a women have a convulsive orgasm , she loved it, the burning pubes stank though

by mitch00uk April 08, 2015

partnersnip

When a couple agree to have no future children, but the women wants the male to have the vasectomy (snip) and the bloke agrees.

We are going to have a discussion on partnersnip , then take it from there

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

hairy trough

An unshaven vagina

Bob... I had a drink from the hairy trough last night,

John... Really where's that pub then

Bob... No mate I mean my birds pussy, I had a quick drink

by mitch00uk April 01, 2015

pilesup

When you bend over in defiance and let you piles hang out at someone who has pissed you off ,

Show that cunt ur piles and fat ass that will teach them for squirting there love juice in ur face, pilesup to you

by mitch00uk March 22, 2015

waterogasm

Someone who masterbates in water and reaches a orgasm. , a orgasm in wasterr

I had a wank in the swimming pool and had a waterogasm

by mitch00uk March 24, 2015

kicked in the stick

Another word for being kicked in the penis or privates

Shit, I've just been kicked in the stick, my dick! My dick! The pain the pain!!!

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

tampax raider

When a male sneaks into female toilets and breaks into the used tampax bins normally for purposes involving sex but can be for other reasons

Council worker... They've done it again!! Are u ever going to catch the tampax raider?
Policeman... Yes we will, we'll catch him red handed

by mitch00uk April 08, 2015