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Definitions by mitch00uk

fart guzzling 

A game with two or more people, one farts in the others mouth, the person then has to inhale and hold there breath, while the other times them, the winner is the one who holds it in the longest
U wanna let rip and play fart guzzling, Steven holds the record of 3 minutes
fart guzzling by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

fisherman's biscuit 

Dipping a biscuit in a women vagina, then eating it
Grab the rich tea, I fancy a fisherman's biscuit

partnersnip 

When a couple agree to have no future children, but the women wants the male to have the vasectomy (snip) and the bloke agrees.
We are going to have a discussion on partnersnip , then take it from there
partnersnip by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

sock wank 

Inserting ones penis into a sock for the sole reason of masterbating
Where have all your socks gone, out haven't been doing that sock wank thing again have u ?
sock wank by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

kicked in the stick 

Another word for being kicked in the penis or privates
Shit, I've just been kicked in the stick, my dick! My dick! The pain the pain!!!

ruff bird 

Amy is a ruff bird, her face is so fucking ugly
ruff bird by mitch00uk March 29, 2015
Choke oneself at the point of climax during intercourse, or allow one to choke you during climax
I can't cum during normal sex, I shoot my load only during choke sex, yeah
choke sex by mitch00uk March 29, 2015