mitch00uk's definitions

cockpower

(See horsepower) a mark of rating to how one's penis performs during sexual intercourse, a quick ending for example would be low cockpower, a long performance would mean a lot of cockpower

Dont sleep with Steve his cockpower is low, although he went 0 to 60 in 2 seconds but then his penis failed

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

cod squirt

Female ejaculation of the fishy variety

When my bird came she squirted cod juice in my eye, it burns it burns , fucking cod squirt

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

pussy cueing

Playing snooker while using a females pussy as a rest or for general play, the lady lies down on the table and u slide the cue upon the top of the vagina till steady, than take your shot and hope you pot the pink and not the brown

Wanna game of snooker , Emma said she's up for some pussy cueing , as long as we don't pot the brown

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

beer leech

Someone who never buys around or beer, or even his own beer

John is such a beer leech, he has never brought a drink in his life, although he is generous with his bird, we all have had her

by mitch00uk April 5, 2015

slurpper

When one swallows ones love juices, the noise made when swallowing sperm, or someone who overly enjoys sucking cock and swallowing male sperm

She loves cock so much she's a slurpper

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

tampax raider

When a male sneaks into female toilets and breaks into the used tampax bins normally for purposes involving sex but can be for other reasons

Council worker... They've done it again!! Are u ever going to catch the tampax raider?
Policeman... Yes we will, we'll catch him red handed

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

faggers finger

The yellow nicotine stain on a smokers fingers

U wanna pack that filthy smoking habit up mate, ur lungs are fucked, and u have faggers finger

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015