Someone who will make you feel like he understands you and then play you like you’re only interested in his sexual appeal.
by minutemade002 December 26, 2023
Get the Reginaldmug. a jealous boy who can’t stand the thought of someone else having his crush, so much that he’ll fantasize about being her boyfriend, having their relationship, having her love for him, and probably go too far thinking she’ll like whatever he wants to do to her but doesn’t realize how disgusting and scary that is—but doesn’t realize that he’ll probably ruin her desire to ever touch anyone again or make it so stressful for her that she can’t let anyone finish anything they start
he probably thinks he’s resolving some kind of trauma or fulfilling some kind of desire that he’s assumed by delusion, but he’s not. he’s hurting her. he’s hurting her and making her only form of comfort with her boyfriend, who will never be anything like him, almost unbearable. he thinks he knows her desires but he doesn’t realize how self-centered he is. he thinks he knows what she wants, but he just wants to take what she gives her boyfriend (by drugging her and taking it).
he probably thinks he’s resolving some kind of trauma or fulfilling some kind of desire that he’s assumed by delusion, but he’s not. he’s hurting her. he’s hurting her and making her only form of comfort with her boyfriend, who will never be anything like him, almost unbearable. he thinks he knows her desires but he doesn’t realize how self-centered he is. he thinks he knows what she wants, but he just wants to take what she gives her boyfriend (by drugging her and taking it).
george: what’s wrong? do you want me to stop?
katherine: no, just try.
george: let me just hold you until you’re calmer.
katherine: no, i want you to try.
george: why is this so uncomfortable? you always liked this. it used to make you feel better.
katherine: matthew hurt me.
george: yeah, i couldn’t stop him. i wish i could’ve.
katherine: i think he wants me to love him like i love you. he keeps drugging me and making me hold him.
katherine: keep going. just do it your way.
katherine: no, just try.
george: let me just hold you until you’re calmer.
katherine: no, i want you to try.
george: why is this so uncomfortable? you always liked this. it used to make you feel better.
katherine: matthew hurt me.
george: yeah, i couldn’t stop him. i wish i could’ve.
katherine: i think he wants me to love him like i love you. he keeps drugging me and making me hold him.
katherine: keep going. just do it your way.
by minutemade002 February 29, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. thinks he’s like greg but he’s not; thinks anyone will want to date him; lazy; lazy but still does too much as if doing more stupid shit will help; always misunderstanding girls (who don’t want to date him); thinks believing something and presenting it to you will make his dreams come true; doesn’t know what anyone wants; silly and LAZY—expecting whatever he does to have a positive effect; doesn’t recognize that his ideas are worthless, and people just want to appease him (so he can stop trying to make his horrible ideas work)
by minutemade002 December 11, 2023
Get the martinmug. Someone who understands people. He can relate to almost anyone. He’s not obsessed with being anything to anyone (and maybe that’s because everyone loves him anyways). He’s someone you’ll always want to tell all the things that really concern you, but you enjoy his company so much that you rather not disrupt your time with personal problems. He knows exactly what to say. He makes you feel a personal connection that you begin to expect in everyone else, but you quickly realize that there’s no one like him. He cares about how people interact with one another, but not so much that he interferes. Sometimes this confuses you. While he may want to keep you from suffering, he’s still a fucking pimp—a professional imp. He has a heart, but sometimes his desire to cause mischief defeats it.
Girl 1: I’ve been talking to someone else.
Girl 2: How exciting?
Girl 1: I honestly can’t stop thinking about Reginald. Everything I loved about him just runs through my mind like I’m wishing this “someone else” could just be him.
Girl 2: Oh, that’s a problem. Girl, get some help.
Girl 2: How exciting?
Girl 1: I honestly can’t stop thinking about Reginald. Everything I loved about him just runs through my mind like I’m wishing this “someone else” could just be him.
Girl 2: Oh, that’s a problem. Girl, get some help.
by minutemade002 December 26, 2023
Get the Reginaldmug. by minutemade002 April 28, 2024
Get the Alexmug. someone who claimed that the only reason someone wouldn’t want to be his slave is an obstacle of depression that he can cure by arguing about his entitlement
Alex tried to enslave me, and when that didn’t work he criticized my “mind” for not thinking that he’s the greatest and godliest being that has ever survived birth.
by minutemade002 April 28, 2024
Get the Alexmug. an abstract artist who avoided academic opportunities and ruined the work of other artists to chase his artistic vision
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
Get the Martinmug.