minutemade002's definitions

Matthew

someone who wants to wear your boyfriend’s skin

girl 1: i think i have a stalker.
girl 2: yeah, who?
girl 1: matthew.
girl 2: really? he seemed so quiet and content.

by minutemade002 February 29, 2024

Alex

someone who trusts that he’s getting his way no matter how he treats another person and blames all his shortcomings on another person’s thinking and feeling

I told Alex to stop, and he argued about my mind the next day.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Alex

someone who plays the “i want” card when you tell him about how his behavior affects you

I told Alex he hurt me, and he responded, “I want, and you should” instead of fixing his behavior.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Alex

someone who claimed that the only reason someone wouldn’t want to be his slave is an obstacle of depression that he can cure by arguing about his entitlement

Alex tried to enslave me, and when that didn’t work he criticized my “mind” for not thinking that he’s the greatest and godliest being that has ever survived birth.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Martin

an abstract artist who avoided academic opportunities and ruined the work of other artists to chase his artistic vision

Who ruined that painting?

Martin.

What was it worth?

Billions.

What’s it worth now?

Not shit.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Martin

He’s a bad lawyer. If you ever get in a sticky situation, he’ll have you locked up. He’ll have you locked up as your private defensive attorney. He can’t argue for shit. He can’t use anything but his own ignorance as leverage. He’ll make you realize that all the times you were worried about the charges against you, you should’ve been worried about him. He’ll be a bigger problem than the case itself. He’s someone who should have his license revoked. You can’t tell if he doesn’t care about the case or he’s trying to get you indicted, but he wants you to worship him as your savior, because the only reason he became a lawyer is to dream about the impact he’s had on another person’s life, so much so that he forgets about the job in between.

Who’s your lawyer?

Martin.

Aw, shit. You’re fucked.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Dean

almost the big person you wish you had—with one minor exception—he wants to touch you

Dean tried to steal my hugs and kisses in my sleep. Fuck you, Dean. I almost liked you, but you broke TWO rules.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024