splinter dick

A male to female sex swap.
During the sex change op the penis is sliced down the shaft.

by minges and all April 16, 2003

shag

tobacco for pipes.
A polite word for sex.

by minges and all April 18, 2003

shagged out

Akin to the word knackered.
Very tired.

I'm shagged out after last night.

by minges and all April 18, 2003

banjo burger

A burger purchased after a night out.
It comes with everything on it which usually spills down your top. This phenomenon causes the burger eater to perform a banjo playing motion in a vain effort to remove relish etc from shirt.

thats one big fuck off banjo burger

by minges and all April 16, 2003

bliff

Female genitalia, in specific the vulva.

Ooh i've a swollen bliff

by minges and all April 16, 2003

flange fister

derogatory word for a lesbian

by minges and all April 18, 2003

vulvic

The opposite of phallic

by minges and all April 16, 2003