minecraft_volume_beta's definitions

scary

when you’re a German soldier in 1942 and you sneeze, and then the snow says “bless you”

God: so, young nazi, how did you die?
Soldier: I can’t remember, I sneezed, the snow said “bless you”, and i died, it was so scary
God: rip

by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023

Shroud

Ex-CS:GO player that now streams mainly PUBG Battlegrounds and Apex Legends, he is a literal human aimbot that destroys everyone in his path.

Kill Feed:

Shroud killed among_us10011 by headshot with M16A4 - 6 alive
Shroud knocked out LordOfWar by headshot with M24
Shroud knocked out Grimmmz by headshot with M16A4

Shroud knocked out aLuzNo by headshot with

M16A4
Shroud finally killed Grimmmz - 5 alive
Shroud killed n0oN3c4rEz by headshot with M24 - 4 alive
Shroud finally killed aLuzNo - 3 alive
Shroud finally killed LordOfWar - 2 alive
You: *still alive* heheh im alive…
Your mind: im in danger

by minecraft_volume_beta November 25, 2022

Stal

a music disc in Minecraft. it is arguably the BEST music disc in minecraft, even better than Pigstep. may bring the strongest guys to tears due to the noSTALgia inside.

Steve: /give @s record_stal
System: Gave Stal x1 to Steve
Steve: *puts it in the jukebox*
Stal starts playing
*recorder part starts playing*
Steve: *visible tears from nostalgia*

by minecraft_volume_beta August 9, 2023

didn't ask

to express something you recieved, but never asked for.

bro: BIG BROTHER I DOWNLOADED PUBG FINALLY!!!!1!!!
me: thats crazy but do you know what the crazier thing is? i didn't ask!

by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023

Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.

Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks

by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023

creator points

never abbreviate this. but its a stat in the game geometry dash which you get when the dev (robtop) rates your level. it once got him banned from discord, because he abbreviated it. never do that shit.

HAAAAAAAANK!!

HANK, DONT ABBREVIATE CREATOR POINTS!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!

by minecraft_volume_beta September 8, 2025

Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023