Definitions by miles long

Pennsylvania Welcome

Getting your teeth rattled out and car’s suspension destroyed by potholes and shoddy road repairs encountered shortly after entering PA roadways.

That Pennsylvania welcome bent both of my front rims.

Pennsylvania Welcome by Miles long August 21, 2023

grundelitis

a debilitating and humiliating chronic illness which inflames the area known as the grundle...characterized by inflammation and pus-like discharge which is known to smell of a turd covered in burnt hair

when i sit, i sit in a tractor inner-tube due to my grundelitis...

grundelitis by miles long May 30, 2005

Donkey Dick

In Hillbilly terms this also means baloney. Especially the baloney that comes in the long rolls.

Woman fix me a Donkey Dick Sandwich!

Donkey Dick by miles long October 30, 2003