Tandem titties refers to two sets of titties in close proximity of one another such as two nude women hugging. Or two girls in bikinis with their titties touching. It can also be referred to a threesome when there is one man and two women.
by Mikey P June 21, 2016
When your eating a hot chicks ass who is shaved smooth but find one or two random hairs on the anus.
by Mikey P June 15, 2016
An aggressive grabbing and wrenching motion to the crotch. Either through self infliction or by someone else.
"I was walking down the street and this random chick crotch wrenched my balls bro!"
"Don't make me crotch wrench your balls off, you remember what happen last time"
"I was riding my bicycle this morning and hit a huge pot hole...the seat totally crotch wrenched my vagina!"
"Don't make me crotch wrench your balls off, you remember what happen last time"
"I was riding my bicycle this morning and hit a huge pot hole...the seat totally crotch wrenched my vagina!"
by Mikey P June 21, 2016
by mikey p May 05, 2005