hella stupid

Very stupid; extremely stupid; not having much intelligence.

Little Cindy is hella stupid if she thinks I'm going to pay her $20/hr. for sitting on her ass.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

saxomophone

Saxophone, as pronounced by Homer J. Simpson.

Lisa, will you quit playing your saxomophone? I'm trying to sleep.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

stanky poo

Pet name for one who is stank.

Come here, stanky poo. Time to ride your daddy!

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

drive by suicide

Car bomber who blows themselves up and harms nobody else in the process.

Another drive by suicide today as a palestinian terrorist set off his carbomb early, resulting in his own death but none others.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

head job

Oral sex.

She gave me a head job.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

stanky

1. Quality of uncleanliness; dirty.
2. A whore, tramp, or slut.

Here comes that stanky ho again. Look the other way.

by mikeg.com June 11, 2006

meat stick

1. A stupid person; A blunderous fool.
2. One who resembles a penis.
3. A penis.

Bob thought he could sleep with Sarah by telling her that he owns a Ford Pinto. What a meat stick.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002