Definitions by mike zylstra

smelly clarkson

a synonym for feces, but leaning more toward the strong scented end of the spectrum

"man, i left a nice smelly clarkson in there; give it a few minutes"

smelly clarkson by mike zylstra January 9, 2009

scrabble pro 

someone who is very good at playing "scrabble"

"man, your mom's a scrabble pro."

scrabble pro by mike zylstra January 9, 2009

mike 

a kind of bowel movement, at least a three and golden brown, the kind of brown you want your marshmellows.

"Hey check this out"
"Woah, nice mike"

mike by mike zylstra January 17, 2008

artom

someone who is very russian. born in russia. speaks russian. sometimes jewish but he denies it. bikes to school or takes the metro, one time he walked because he missed it. takes pictures and makes them pretty. will eat a ham sandwich wrapped in plastic wrap, and will give the stub away on occasion.

may or may not appreciate butt-flexing

"i met an artom once, he denied being jewish"

artom by mike zylstra January 17, 2008

casserole

like a fruitcake, but food flavored. a fruitcake is a POOP flavored nasty tub of crap.

"hey sevie, give me some of your casserole"

casserole by mike zylstra January 17, 2008

Mikeus 

The typical mike, but in hero form

"look! up in the sky"

"it's a bird!"

"it's a plane!"

"No! It's Mikeus!"

Mikeus by mike zylstra January 17, 2008