by Mike Oxhard July 13, 2006
1. someone who works in a cubicle at a mind-numbing job.
2. a job that is good practice for being dead or in a coma.
2. a job that is good practice for being dead or in a coma.
by Mike Oxhard July 13, 2006
by Mike Oxhard July 11, 2006
The attraction a woman feels to a man with a lot of money. (origin: relates to jingling sound of many coins in a pocket).
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006
n. anus.
v. insert in anus
(origin: inspired by widespread use of corncobs for both toilet paper and butt plugs in the South and Midwest)
v. insert in anus
(origin: inspired by widespread use of corncobs for both toilet paper and butt plugs in the South and Midwest)
n. Wipe your cornhole before ya pull up yur pants, Ennis.
v. You cornhole that pig, and yur buying it.
v. You cornhole that pig, and yur buying it.
by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006
The American political party that protects the interests of the very wealthy and corporations by lowering their tax and regulatory burden, and making it easier for businesses to get cheap labor and cheap natural resources both at home and abroad.
Since the natural constituency for this agenda is very small, the party panders to religious zealots, racists, and the marginally retarded. Fortunately for the Republicans, the issues that activate this base usually cost nothing and have almost no overlap with their actual economic agenda.
Since the natural constituency for this agenda is very small, the party panders to religious zealots, racists, and the marginally retarded. Fortunately for the Republicans, the issues that activate this base usually cost nothing and have almost no overlap with their actual economic agenda.
Among wealthy: We need a Republican congress to get rid of that dreadful inheritance tax.
Among stupid: It was the Republicans what said we gonna git a flag burning amendment.
Among stupid: It was the Republicans what said we gonna git a flag burning amendment.
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006
1) a caucasian who doubts his own toughness, so thinks he can fool people into fearing and respecting him by acting black. Ironically, the effect is the opposite. No one is afraid of a whigger not even a smaller whigger.
2) an embarrassingly bad white rapper, generally not applied to the very few talented white rappers like Eminem.
2) an embarrassingly bad white rapper, generally not applied to the very few talented white rappers like Eminem.
1) Whenever someone hassles him he does his whigger routine because he thinks it will scare them.
2) Vanilla Ice is a whigger.
2) Vanilla Ice is a whigger.
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006