mike methane's definitions

buzzard

a big fat rashy skank that hangs out at closing time around filthy cowboy bars, lookin' for some sodomy.

I drove by Crazy Horse last night and there were 4 or 5 buzzards hanging out front.

by mike methane November 21, 2002

tig bits

drunk for big tits

shee hash rully tig bits.

by mike methane November 5, 2002

Buzzing The Tower

when a chick plays like she's gonna give you some head, but she doesn't actually suck on it cause shes afraid it will spit on her.

that ho i was wit last nite, she was all up on my stick an' shit
then she just buzzed the tower, that bitch was wack!

by mike methane November 21, 2002

early

brad pitt's character in "Kalifornia"

Oh Early!

by mike methane November 5, 2002