mike james bitch's definitions

jd

1) essentially to steal something and run without being caught.
2) to jack and dash (steal and run)

yo man im so hungry. lets jd some food.

by mike james bitch July 28, 2006

floppinder

brown guy (desi) who flops on you frequently.

Yo man wheres floppinder?
I've been tryna holla at that nigga.

by Mike James Bitch July 20, 2006

mista flopz

similar to a Mr. Flop

Guy 1: yo mista flopz, u gon be a docta?
Guy 2: yeye u know

by mike james bitch October 20, 2006

yeye

similar to saying "thats dope" or "slick"

yo man sick rims.
Yeye u know!

by mike james bitch October 14, 2006

ftc

Stands for "Flops to Complete"

Yo man what did u get in ur sociology class
"FTC"

by mike james bitch July 18, 2006

histology

1) pure science of studying tissues (biology/anatomy). Requires careful analysis. Only a flop would repeat this.

Yo man histology is tough!
Yeah man i hope i passed that exam!

by mike james bitch October 10, 2006

mr. flops

a dude that abandons your plans consistently, without notice. after repeated occurrences that dude becomes mr. flops.

Yo man wheres that nigga?
Mr. Flops? he's flopping on your ass.

by Mike James Bitch July 20, 2006