Definitions by mike i.

sausage gargler 

To perform fellatio, derogatory term, insult

That Tony fucked me out of $20,man what a sausage gargler.

sausage gargler by mike i. April 16, 2008

smokin the big squid 

To perform fellatio,or to perform a task poorly.

Mary put herself through college smokin the big squid.

smokin the big squid by mike i. April 15, 2008

white roe 

semen, also milt sack of a fish

mary dined on my white roe last night.

white roe by mike i. April 12, 2008