mike hunt's definitions

nub guzzler

one who sucks off midgets.

That fuckin Scott is a real nub guzzler.

by Mike Hunt June 17, 2006

Nutlick

someone who licks salty nuts

dude...i wouldnt wanna be a nutlick, u shouldnt do that shit

by mike hunt November 17, 2003

messedup.net

A website for lame ass losers pretending to be internet tough guys. Also a site for truck stop hookers.

Losers like Jeremy reside at messedup.net.

Heather, a truck stop hooker, spends her online time at messedup.net.

by Mike Hunt August 24, 2004

Buttlick Chuck

Chuck once again licks butts

Chuck licks butts (see also Bung Tung)

by Mike Hunt November 15, 2003

wees

CHAV - simple as, nothing else needs to be said, end of, full stop.

"look at the geezer with his nike shox and his trakkie bottoms tucked into his socks, what a wees"



(only joking wees)

by mike hunt December 16, 2004

meat dwarf

A short dick

My brother is a meat dwarf

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2014

Aunt Jemima

an old wrinkly saggy titted nigger
usually horible driver and smokes more crack than her fuckin grandchildren
but she can whip up a nice batch of chicken and collergreens

that aunt jemima just cut me off while smokin her pipe lets notify the KKK

by mike hunt December 31, 2004