mike hunt's definitions

slinky

when one masturbates excessively. and ones penis become rather long and droopy. similar to the childs toy sharing the same name.

black kids usualy have slinkies because they have no other toys to play with when they are young.

by mike hunt December 31, 2004

Aunt Jemima

an old wrinkly saggy titted nigger
usually horible driver and smokes more crack than her fuckin grandchildren
but she can whip up a nice batch of chicken and collergreens

that aunt jemima just cut me off while smokin her pipe lets notify the KKK

by mike hunt December 31, 2004

tobagon

the act of a girl giving one head while one rides her down the stairs forcing the head to move in a pleasing motion violently to bring instant oral gratification

your mother gives a great tobagon

by mike hunt December 31, 2004

chunk job

to have your partner deep throat you until they vomit all over your dinky, followed by them finishing the job.

....chunk jobs are gross.

...i could really go for a chunk job right about now.

by Mike Hunt January 12, 2005

dill weed

A person who generaly is not smart. This person cannot realize the obvious and is oblivious to reality.

Stop reading this dictionary you stupid dillweed.

by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005

state farm

A realy bad insurance company. This insurance company is usualy associated with ripping people off and employing turd burgaling assholes. (See. Turd Burglar)

Oh crap. I just got into a accident, and I am about to die. I want to get my car fixed even though I am gonna die, but I have State Farm.

by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005

Silent Death

A noob(See. Noob) that is usually found in a Admin federation(See. Admin Federation) servers. He is a good counter-strike player, he constantly pwns people(see PWNED) But he acts like a dill weed(See. Dill Weed)

Silent Death is the biggest noob ever.

by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005