mike blown's definitions

pitchkicking

the random spontaneous act/game to chase mates down(as random people would make it illegal, otherwise that would be called "knickedkicking" as being nicked by the police is what wil happen after this) being and kick them while poking them with pitchforks.

"grab ya torche and pitchforks!" lets go pitchkicking it'll be fun,

by mike blown January 16, 2008

randomyosis

a disease where you cannot help yourself but shout random things at passes by and then pretending that it wasnt you but infact your imaginery puppet which you believe helps you to be the best ventriloquist in the world.
another symptom of this disease is that you like to do rolie polies into big crowds and then shouting strike after you knocked someone down.
fortunately its not contagious

randomyosis is funny but we can not use people who have it for our own entertainment :(

by mike blown January 20, 2008

caplat

this is the sound of which you would make when hitting a wall after being fired from a catapult

CAPLAT!!!!! !!!! !!!!

by mike blown January 20, 2008

insmocking

insmocking is the confussion between insulting and mocking.it is insulting them as you take them piss out of them in a random histerical voice.

haha what an idiot. he dont realise hes insmocking

by mike blown January 19, 2008

mike blown syndrome

an unfortunate syndrome where you cant help but be really random and to make up random words and give them crazy definitions for mild humour.

oh no i got mike blown syndrome

by mike blown January 20, 2008

conjoggle

this is a term used to describe the event of running into a marathon and seeing how many shoes you can steal off the runners.
also a term used to describe slapping a chicken drumstick in the face of a rhino. a hippo is also acceptable too.

only 10 more days till i can go conjoggle in the marathon.
i loved the safari i went on. i must have conjoggled lots of beasts.

by mike blown January 21, 2008