mike's definitions

puta

A word with three definitions
1-(literary, official) a prostitute.
2-(vernacular, male) a woman who refuses to do what you want.
3-(vernacular, female) a woman you suspect of having a better sex life than you do.

2-Porque olvidaste la cerveza, puta ????
3-Y esta abuela puta con un novio de 20 anos !!!!

by mike December 2, 2004

Killing Kittens

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!

by Mike May 13, 2005

BlueFrost

able to lighten a mood with creative talents. open hearted to another's faults and does not judge them. their company alone helps to brighten up a cloudy day. if there's one thing out of life i want...it is this. provocative and innocent at the same time..makes me think of a sweet yet devilish schoolgirl in a short, skimpy skirt. and i would love to find out just what that skirt is hiding in all aspects. :)

by Mike June 6, 2003

flank

Can be used in Jersey (Channel Islands) to replace "wilt" - especially if you live in St Mary.

My flowers are beginning to flank.

by Mike March 19, 2005

M4RZ1P4N

L337 for Marzipan, 1.) A European desert filling made from Hazlenuts and 2.) Homestar's hippy Girlfriend... (In that form it is only used to indicate homestars girlfriend...)

Strongbad put steaks in M4Rz1P4Ns halloween bag...

by mike December 15, 2003

stort H

fråga alla som hetr johan får ni reda på svaret :)

tjena johan.. du e ett stort H va?
- jepp det e ja !

by mike March 29, 2003

bwubs

1. A fat slob

2. A horny fat boy

3. Loves jelly donuts and men.

bwubs is gayyyy...

by mike November 19, 2003