mike's definitions

gindaloon

a bastardization of the word guinea, used to decribe italian males. Means the same as ginzo or guido.

Let's go to Tosca's and hang out with all the gindaloons.

by Mike April 9, 2004

Bloody Bruce

Death from excessive loss of blood from the anus.

After Grant gave Ottis a pepper johnson Ottis' death was ruled as a Bloody Bruce.

by Mike November 27, 2003

ryde

A person of Canadian decent, who lives off fish and Moose.

Yo dude you are so ryde, why don't you go sleep in an igloo?

by Mike September 5, 2004

biddle

To bid on something on eBay

Yo, nizzle I biddled on that item first. Unbiddle that motherfizzle before I drop you!

by mike June 20, 2003

fug

substitute for fuck shit snap

Ah fug, I'm shot again.
Take that, mutha fugga!

by Mike November 26, 2003

windowze

the slang for for the windows operating system created by a disco geek named bill gates.

see reject
see windows
see cheap

i hacked ur shit windows box with an smb exploit.

by mike July 6, 2003

Noles

Shortened term for the "Seminoles" of Florida State University, the greatest college football team in all the land, and 2-time national champions.

He ain't good enough to play for the Noles, send him over to Gainesville.

by Mike March 11, 2005