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Ad hominem

Whilst in an arguement, to avoid the point (thus a cop-out) and to insult the person arguing. Often because the person who results to the insults has no logical/intelligent point, thus they break down to immaturity.
Jon: I've made my point five times and all you've done is call me 'gay', way to resort to ad hominem, dude.
by Mike April 26, 2005
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sweat sucker

Tasteless bloke - a fella doin the doggy who sucks the sweat off his Grandma's back
"Him? He's got no class, he's a bleedin' sweat sucker"
by Mike February 21, 2005
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Douching

An adjective used as an exclimation of extreme surprise when simply saying you've got to be shitting does not suffice.
As Pete was playing Madden he screamed "You've got to be douching me" when his QB fumbled for the third time in a row.
by Mike December 15, 2003
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schack

-a douche bag

- a bag that is used for the cleansing of a vaginal canal
Dude, that girls vagina is disgusting, she better schack it, or Im not touching it.

Shut the fuck up, you schack
by Mike November 20, 2003
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Gateway fatty

A girl who is not exactly fat and not exactly skinny, but definitely attractive. Think "curvy." If she gained weight, she would be "fat," but she isn't yet. She's right on the border. Sex with her will widen (pun intended) one's tolerance range for weight, making heavier girls seem attractive as well. Eventually, the guy who sleeps with the gateway fatty becomes a full-on chubby chaser.
Rick: Dude, Amanda's hot.
Steve: Stay away from her! She's a gateway fatty!
Rick: But she's hot!
Steve: Yes, she is! And if you sleep with her, next thing you know you'll be sleeping with girls twice her size!
by Mike March 19, 2008
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slayed

Derrived from slain, sometimes written 'slaid'.

Off the cuff real-life synonym of 'owned' or 'pwned'. Can be derogatory or supportive...
Mike: My girlfriend just dumped me.
Ellie: Oh, slayed!

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Nic: Oh man, Josh got totally slayed by that girl, she kicked him in the nuts!
by Mike May 13, 2005
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TDK

TDK, an acronym of "Typical Dick Kev." Used as a noun.
Sigh.... well that was a TDK.
by mike April 12, 2005
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