mike's definitions

shlang

Any slang refering to a phalice.

shlatitude and slongitude are shlang.

by Mike March 30, 2004

weakstick

A salesperson who is unable to close a sale without the aid of one of his/her co-workers.

"No Eric, I will not talk to your customers for you. Go close the sale you weakstick.

by Mike June 8, 2004

Flip

To Stunt, sell drugs, or to take a ride somewhere

1. Ever since Joey has a job that makes 6 figures, Joey flips alot with his jewels.
2. Them boys are flippin every moring on the corner before the cops come.
3. Im going to flip with my friends to the club.

by MIKE April 27, 2004

eclipse

A chicks car that people think is so fast and so cool looking but u only see girls driving it most of the time

This guy that he was so cool driving in a chick's car

by mike November 25, 2004

Television

American band formed in 1973 in New York during the birth of punk and having a major impact on punk, new wave and alternative music with their first album titled "Marquee Moon" in 1977. Their sound was based around minimalism, and the raw sound of garage rock of the 60's, a far cry from what may be considered "punk" today. While they may be labeled a protopunk band, their influence comes in at a later date than other bands under such label.

Tom Verlaine (Guitar/Keyboard/Lead Vocals)
Richard Lloyd (Guitar)
Fred Smith (Bass Guitar)
Billy Ficca (Drums)

Television's "Marquee Moon" belongs in every rock music lovers collection.

by Mike May 2, 2007

needlepoint

LSD of the highest quality. 98% pure. Comparable to pharmaceutical LSD. Made by washing (purifying) fluff (95% LSD). Only found in crystal form and even then only in small quanities. Not something you could get of your average deadhead/hippy. Given the current climate, it's quite possible that its no longer being produced.

Needlepoint was the pride and joy of Haight St.

by mike April 10, 2004

Moonie

Sailor Moon fanatic. Someone who can quote phrases in Japanese while barely understanding what the fuck they are saying.

That Moonie would not shut up about how in the name of the moon she'ld punish me.

by Mike April 3, 2003