mike's definitions

Crystal Pepsi

A clear version of regular Pepsi in the early 90s in which it was stopped produced because of too much Nutra-Sweetener (i.e. it made people get hipper quicker).

He's all wound up on that Crystal Pepsi.

by Mike December 15, 2004

BlueFrost

sweet bliss with a soft tenderness like that of a rose petal. beautiful, and innocently sexy body that i'd play with until it's very heart and soul sung with each and every touch. a goddess with intensity and strength to keep me on my toes. if a heart had a name...mine would have yours written all over it.

by mike June 9, 2003

cock polisher

A person who finds great joys in A.touching in the pinis area B. likes their cock.

That man over there is a cock polisher, look at his shoes.

by Mike December 30, 2003

notch

A huge minger, tool bag or dork.

You are a fucking notch.

by Mike June 16, 2004

high heels

The number one causal attention grabber that men find extremely appealing when women wear them and makes men mesmerized by a woman in heels.

Damn, she looks sexy in those heels!

by Mike September 6, 2004

gotfrag

A website that provices eSports coverage.

Not an example but something that happened to me. I got banned from gotFrag cause I posted Korn lyrics that evaded gotfrag's swear filter. And yes, they have an IQ of 50

by Mike January 24, 2004

menge

(v.) To perform the following ungodly, necrophilic act, requiring two people and a female corpse: Person X begins to perform cunnilingus on the said corpse. Person Y gets a running start and jumps on the abdomen of the corpse, usually landing on either the back, or on both feet (in a stomping action). Through the force of contact, the "innards and fluids" of the corpse spray out into the face of Person X. Considered a disturbing affront to nature by most cultures.

Did you hear about Ted and Gary?! They went up to the morgue yesterday and menged all night long!

by Mike August 6, 2003