Definitions by mike

bel jay

when a female nibbles the end of a guys cock (his bell end) while giving him a blowjob

she was well lovin givin me a bel jay

bel jay by mike January 6, 2004

botching 

to botch is to have hard vigourus sex usually in the doggy position

i was giving her a good botching when all of a sudden i shot my man milk all over her

botching by mike January 6, 2004

nutty slack 

After someone eats a lot of peanuts you can always find them in almost full origional state poking out of the feces. This name comes from a brittle hard toffee sweet containing nuts made in europe called nutty slack. the name is used because they look similar in appearence

my ass was ripped to shreads when i had a shit today it looked like a bar of nutty slack!

nutty slack by mike January 6, 2004

scrot rot 

genital herpes

im sorry to say madame the results we took from your flange swabs you have scrot rot! we do have a cream to treat it tho!

scrot rot by mike January 6, 2004

crabbing 

crabbing is an act of mutual mastubation between a man and a woman. the man will place his thumb inside the females anus and place his index and middle finger inside the vagina at the same time, making his hand in to the shape of a crabs claw, whilst opening and closing his "claw"!

she was riething in pleasure when i gave her a good crabbing

crabbing by mike January 6, 2004

ring rot 

wot gays get from butt fucking too much!
resulting in the skin around the anus splitting and becoming infected!

that faggot can't sit down he's so has ring rot!

ring rot by mike January 6, 2004

spry 

Slang term for participating in marijuana smoking.

'Hey, Joey...wanna spry?'

spry by Mike January 6, 2004