mike's definitions

Crud

One of the most useful words used for 'Crap'. Kids use it so the high-strung parents won't throw a fit.

"CRUD! My gerbil just ate my term paper!"
"What the crud is going on?"
"this is just crudtacular."

by Mike December 21, 2003

goodevil

Intended good that, if implemented with violence, turns into evil, with the devil as a mediator.

"With an iron hand we'll drive the humanity to happiness," - a slogan of communist revolution in Russia. This is an example of goodevil: the good that is enforced on people destroys them.

by Mike November 17, 2010

head

the head that wrestler Al Snow brought to the ring while he was in ECW & WWE that "talked" to Al.

Head is the reason Al Snow figures are not sold in Wal-Mart.

by Mike January 3, 2004

Fat Rob

the name of a very fat, felching homosexual guy named rob
(also see huggie bear)

Fat Rob felched the homeless guy down the street

by Mike December 24, 2004

source code

The code that makes up a computer program. Many programs are "open source" which means the source code is free for anyone to use

Here's my program, and the source code is included. Enjoy.

by Mike February 7, 2004

Bushmen

Two definitions of the term "Bushman."
1. a member of an ethnic group of short-statured peoples of southern
Africa who traditionally live by hunting and foraging.
2. a member of a political group of short-minded people of north America
who live by hunting their opponents and foraging for civil liberties.

Bushmen can be found not only in southern Africa, but in north America,
too. What do these two tribes have in common? Nothing except that both
are pygmies.

by Mike October 21, 2004

lickalottapuss

a middle aged dinosaur who hasn't seen his wife's puss in eons, yet he finds more puss to munch on in order to survive

liquor i don't even know her

by mike July 14, 2004