donger kick

When you kick someone in the cock / dong / what ever you want to call it..
<a>Im gonna kick you in the donger!

<b> You do and I'll call Bil Mil!
by Mike March 06, 2005
mugGet the donger kickmug.

Burning Sands

Burning Sands is an amorphus burning mass, that careers hither, and thither, with complete and utter disregard for any and all authority. Several drunken youths are held responsable for it. It only occurs in december, and forces them to drink to excess and engage in drunken deborchery on Rings Beach, near Mararangi, North Island, New Zealand.
Ahh! IT WAS THE CENTIPEDE!!
by Mike October 19, 2004
mugGet the Burning Sandsmug.

shiznit

amy is the shiznit, in our school.
adjective 2:
amy is the shiznitest person in the world.
by mike May 13, 2005
mugGet the shiznitmug.

goon

cheep wine or 'bubbly goon' means cheep champagne. 'goon bag' is a cask wine. The colour (white/red) is irelevant, but must be cheep.
by mike October 27, 2001
mugGet the goonmug.

happies

Hey guys guess what, Ive got the happies!
by Mike August 22, 2003
mugGet the happiesmug.

bruney

The fullfiller of the ancient prophecy of the sexual revolution!!! He is the one that will bring sex mega main stream!! In stead of eating coffee and doughnuts peoplewill now be eating muff and sausage for breakfast!! His extreme sexyness can not be measured to any degree!!! All that is know is that he is the one that the ancient prophecy has foretold as the man who would turn turn mugg munchers into sausage slurppers NO ONE CAN RESIST HIS SEXUAL CHARM
Bruney is pure exstacy I LOVE HIS SEXUAL CHARM
by Mike April 12, 2005
mugGet the bruneymug.

dirt bird

a girl or woman who goes out and hangs around clubs and bars in skimpy clothes. to attract a drunk male for coitus
"look at her dave id fuck that"
Urgh why shes a fuckin dirt bid shes proberbly had more pricks up her than a heroin addict!
by mike January 05, 2004
mugGet the dirt birdmug.