14 definitions by mike g

Oscar

A flaming homosexual that likes to drink wine coolers and sucks at PvP.

Let's go to the gay bar so we can hang out with a bunch of oscar's.

by mike g March 30, 2005

wak till

a word used to describe ones outfit; a diss

Im gunna take a big bite outta ur ....wak till

by mike g February 24, 2005

Genocide

A difficult but fun-filled activity high school kids engage in on weekends.

Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in . . . next to soccer.
-Dogma

by mike g April 8, 2005

Schmear

Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.

Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.

by mike g October 15, 2005

HRAM

Noun: acronym: Human Random Access Memory. The attribute of or ability to multi task.

Boss: "I'm going to have to kind of ask you for your TPS report. mm-kay?"

Worker: "Dude I spaced; I totally ran out of HRAM, What'd you say?"

by mike g April 9, 2004

Killdozer

1: A heavily armored tractor-driven machine usually having a broad blunt horizontal blade for moving earth, or bulldozer used for public disobedience (esp. vengeful, destructive rampages)
2: Unadulterated awesomeness

The Killdozer, created and piloted by Marvin, rampaged through the town of Granby Colorado on June 4th, 2004.

by mike g June 5, 2004

ear roach

Noun: Any one of numerous wireless devices, which serves as a cellular telephone, small in size, with a characteristic cock roach shape, appended to one's ear.

Those people with ear roaches are pretending to be in a phone conversation with somebody but they are actually closet, borderline schizophrenics with self-esteem issues.

by mike g January 27, 2007