farmutting

this is beating up farmers in unusall ways.
for example laying out many rakes around a sleepin farmer and then watching him tryin to escape the situation when he wakes up.
or randomly kiddnapping a farmer and forcing red clothes on him and then tying to a rod and attatching that rod to a bull and watch the outcome of the outraged bull.
or trap a farmer in a chicken hut and shout at him until he lays an egg.
or maybe lock a farmer in a room full of unmilked cows just to see what would happen, if nuthing happens them throw in some monkeys who are trained to milk cows so that the milk can be squirted in the farmers direction, and watch him run around like a mad man.
or any thing ya like that involves a farmer :D
"lets go farmutt that farmer over there to see if he yells some crazy farm language at us" farmutting will be great
by mike blown January 20, 2008
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caplat

this is the sound of which you would make when hitting a wall after being fired from a catapult
CAPLAT!!!!! !!!! !!!!
by mike blown January 20, 2008
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gymnastyosis

this is a disease where your limbs go super stretchy and you are able to wrap your arms 4 times around your body. a little like mr fantastic in the fantastic 4.
also another effect of this disease is that ya cant help yaself but shout at random people telling them they should never take up gymnastics because their mum told so.
unfortunately you are now diagnosed with gymnastyosis
by mike blown January 18, 2008
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spanglebutt

this is a word to desbribe an ass. whether it be a friend who ya dont like or an actual rear end. spanglebutt is an ass which is ocassionally quite shiny or glamorous but it can be used as an insult. either way its up to you.
oooo your lookin quite shiny today. you spanglebutt
by mike blown January 20, 2008
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randomyosis

a disease where you cannot help yourself but shout random things at passes by and then pretending that it wasnt you but infact your imaginery puppet which you believe helps you to be the best ventriloquist in the world.
another symptom of this disease is that you like to do rolie polies into big crowds and then shouting strike after you knocked someone down.
fortunately its not contagious
randomyosis is funny but we can not use people who have it for our own entertainment :(
by mike blown January 20, 2008
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mike blown syndrome

an unfortunate syndrome where you cant help but be really random and to make up random words and give them crazy definitions for mild humour.
oh no i got mike blown syndrome
by mike blown January 20, 2008
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