mids99's definitions

shit has had a shit

An extremely bad, disgusting smell that transcends the fetid odour of mere feces.

‘A septic tank drove past today, smelt like a shit has had a shit!’

by mids99 October 28, 2020

Mashtag

A group of Hashtags together that can all be labelled under one 'Mashtag.'

From 'Ha$htag Tw££t', the tweet-for-prizes prelude to Coronation Street that starts in September 2019 as a reward for mobile users who sign up to a new network consisting of a merger between two large networks, where Hunger Games Capital dressed celebrities float in space reading tweets from their iLenses...........

'Hashtag Sea, Hashtag 40 deg C, Hashtag Sand Between My Feet, Mashtag Summer Heatwave of 2K23!

by mids99 October 12, 2016

daycore

The opposite of nightcore. Generally consists of fast house/happy hardcore tracks slowed down to sound like they are being sung by male vocalists.

'Who's that bloke singing Britney Spears songs?'

'Its Britney - just slowed down into a daycore track.'

by mids99 December 25, 2013

IDF

IDF is an acronym for 'intelligent dance floor,' a form of house music popularised from the year 2017 when the Ministry of Sound in London installs its first dance floor that gives real time feedback to the DJ on the force applied by dancers feet and how accurately they are following the rhythm - and by extension their tiredness. This allows the DJ to better suit the music to the mood of the crowd. The actual music consistes of a mixture of original and remixed tracks that can easily change speed, without any of the accompanying 'cheesy' pitch changes. By 2020, IDF is able to operate without a DJ which leads to some very intersting phenomena, such as where a soul night is trashing out high speed terrorcore later in the night and hardcore raves that have slowed down to Classiclock!

Man I loved that IDF night at Gatecrasher. We went in to some gentle late 80s house and we went through trance, happy hardcore, gabba and slowed it right back down to some minimal techno later in the night!

by mids99 October 14, 2012

twixpiphany

Similar to Twixmas, except Twixpiphany is the time between Jan 1 and Jan 6, when it is still technically 'Christmas' as it is not yet Twelfth Night, but with New Year celebrated and a return to work, consists of eating the last Christmas leftovers (mince pies, Twiglets etc) and the favourite phrase 'Have you STILL got that tree up?'

Of course, in most European countries which actually have Epiphany as a bank holiday, Twixpiphany is the countdown to Christmas's closing party.

Twixpiphany break to Skegness Jan 2-Jan 5. Only £89!

by mids99 January 11, 2011

Mean Pallet

A term used in logistics to describe the centre of gravity of all pallets carrying (or not) carrying goods worldwide. Due to the absence of a GPS tracker on most pallets, this is a quantity (expressed as a latitude and longitude) that can only be estimated.

Setting 0.N and 0.E as a baseline, the mean pallet is estimated to be somewhere over the Caspian Sea (due to a high level of manufacturing in the far east.) It is also estimated to be drifting in a east-south-easterly direction at a rate of 0.24 kilometres per day although the movement of the largets container ships can produce significant noise in this trend.

(From a postdoctorate textbook in applied logistics):-

'The Mean Pallet was a phrase first coined in the 19th Century by a Victorian industrialist who, looking out of his factory window, proclaimed 'I wonder where ye average of all ye world pallets be'

by mids99 July 10, 2010

Blotchetarian

The word to describe where the sun is out but there are many, quite badly defined, clouds in the sky. Normally occurs on summer mornings following uplift of mist or humid conditions during breakdown of summer weather into thundery weather.

'There are too many clouds to sunbathe in these blotchetarian weather conditions.'

by mids99 June 8, 2010