microsoft_bastard's definitions

mustard slot

The xtra wide gaping pussy of a slutty whore

That cunt had the biggest mustard slot I ever saw!

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Cooder Whipper

A bumbling fuck that cannot correctly use the pussy...and manages to beat and tear it up in the process.

That stupid cock wick can't fuck...he's a goddamn cooder whipper

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Cam Whore

A female on the internet that exposes herself on webcam explicitly to large numbers of horny bastards.

I broke up with Sherry because that slut is a cam whore.

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

jug-diddler

A man that beats off on the breasts of DD or higher sized black women

He's afraid of getting aids from the pussy, so he became a jug-diddler

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

tuna pot pie

A pussy.

Hey baby, how about a taste of that tuna pot pie?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Clam Thermometer

A dick. specifically one inserted into a pussy

I'll tke your temperature with my clam thermometer; Open your legs bitch

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Dick Skinner

The mouth of a lame bastard that talks shit.

He mouthed off one too many times so I stuffed my wang in his dick skinner

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003