mickey darling's definitions
permanent brain damage that occurs from too much drug abuse and leaves you so fucked up that you appear to be in a perpetual state of stitching quilts.
what's wrong with Bryan?
homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be
straddling the fence.
homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be
straddling the fence.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the stitching quiltsmug. by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009
Get the do you mind?mug. an underage cock tease from the neighborhood that rides around on her bicycle in seductive clothing and when you and the homies try to holla at her she pedals away really fast.
did you see how fast that Smut Pedaller got away when we were spittin game at her?
she's def knows what she's doing on that bike!
she's def knows what she's doing on that bike!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the Smut Pedallermug. a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding
stunt purses at sketch pads
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds such as upper class flap traps
and Prozac Shufflers
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding
stunt purses at sketch pads
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds such as upper class flap traps
and Prozac Shufflers
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the Telepathetic Powersmug. a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a
stunt purse at sketch pad
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps
doing the Prozac Shuffle .
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a
stunt purse at sketch pad
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps
doing the Prozac Shuffle .
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the Telepathetic Powersmug. by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the stepped in a puddle of dumbassmug. the process of McDonald's fast food going through your system faster than you going through the drive thru and cleaning out everything in its path.
by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009
Get the McCleaningmug.