a bidet !
heard stated on construction site by a "mentally challenged" individual !
i asked my plumber to install a pussy washer
a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'
just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !
here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!
manipulating the 'udder' of the male human to produce 'milk' by partial or complete envelopment. often a lubricated tube and undulating motion is used
dana was in trouble and strongly needed to milk a cow
sam figured out that after 40, women begin to no longer wish to milk a cow !
bringing oneself to ORGASM ! (unisex)
NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !
jen "struck out" at the pick-up bar and went home to get holy !
john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !
he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !
to walk !
response from a young, darker pigmented human after being asked how he would get to "big game"
magoo! , how you getting to the game ? magoo: "picking 'em up, laying 'em down ! "
Buy a
picking 'em up, laying 'em down
mug!
getting a package in the mail, (when its' definitely NOT christmas!) whether you have forgotten you ordered it or not!, kind of like sending oneself flowers!
my new auto-suck came today, and it was GLORIOUS!, feels like faux christmas
got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!
Buy a
faux christmas
mug!
