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'death' of the rubber on an old pencil. usually discovery of this is by making nasty, hard to remove streaks all over your "masterpiece" when trying to erase.......
i nowadays get suspicious when the eraser looks dark...i start fingernail poking, checking the 'elasticity'; saving me the effort of industrial cursing!!
(maybe its' just an 'old peoples' thing!!?? i forgot about "paperless environment"!!)
i nowadays get suspicious when the eraser looks dark...i start fingernail poking, checking the 'elasticity'; saving me the effort of industrial cursing!!
(maybe its' just an 'old peoples' thing!!?? i forgot about "paperless environment"!!)
my mind went blank, i made an error, tried to erase; but was tortured by eraser rot!!
eraser rot made my notation look like hell!! i couldn't remove the fuck damn marks!!
all the 'kool kats' @ u.d. HATED my concept of eraser rot!!
eraser rot made my notation look like hell!! i couldn't remove the fuck damn marks!!
all the 'kool kats' @ u.d. HATED my concept of eraser rot!!
by michael foolsley September 22, 2011
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that mike fuhlsley is clever!; AND a conduit for information!
i put my conduit is her/his orifice!
that mike fuhlsley is clever!; AND a conduit for information!
i put my conduit is her/his orifice!
by michael foolsley December 29, 2009
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there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!
it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!
it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !
let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !
i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !
i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
by michael foolsley March 30, 2022
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sam had a clumsy human encounter with the bouncer, who wouldn't believe sam's I.D. was real! sam stomped off, spewing curses at the bouncer.
the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!
they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!
the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!
they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!
by michael foolsley November 14, 2011
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i was lickin' asses n' workin' up a sweat, ah needed me one o' them ultra gulps!!
gone get me one o' them ultra gulps!
i was lickin' asses n' workin' up a sweat, ah needed me one o' them ultra gulps!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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