michael foolsley's definitions
i explained to pastor mcfoolsis that i didn't have john dung
i ordered a bunch of food at foolsley's, only to realize i had forgotten my 'coins'; and didn't have 'john dung'
i ordered a bunch of food at foolsley's, only to realize i had forgotten my 'coins'; and didn't have 'john dung'
by michael foolsley January 17, 2010
Get the john dungmug. gee whiz! -another fucking birthday (christmas), and you're still having to get off alone!! how sad! i'm (santas') going to bring you a nice sex surrogate gift this year. you can rest back and 'watch the stars', while the surrogate does all the 'work'!!
you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!
you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!
judy got the sex surrogate gift this year!! -after she got off, she was all smiles!
i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!
i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
Get the sex surrogate giftmug. CHOCOLATE -an oral 'treat'; as is cunnilingus! though 'CHAW' clit suggests roughness, it remains oral based! one doesn't necessarily 'chaw' (or chew) a clitoris, the wise person utilizes more of a tongue-caress.
upon experiencing the explosive results of this, the question of 'goodness' and/or validity of a 'ramming penis' seems desirable to the male only! -the emphasis of the tongue as regards to lesbians, should provide a masters degree education for the male.
AS a male, 'ramming to oblivion' DOES carry a bit of 'charm' but, as a would-be "gentleman", i like to 'mix-it-up'!!! -besides NOBODY deserves to go home unhappy!!
-NOW, time 4 some CHAW CLIT!!
upon experiencing the explosive results of this, the question of 'goodness' and/or validity of a 'ramming penis' seems desirable to the male only! -the emphasis of the tongue as regards to lesbians, should provide a masters degree education for the male.
AS a male, 'ramming to oblivion' DOES carry a bit of 'charm' but, as a would-be "gentleman", i like to 'mix-it-up'!!! -besides NOBODY deserves to go home unhappy!!
-NOW, time 4 some CHAW CLIT!!
he ate a piece of chaw clit while dreaming of lapping clit!
this chaw clits' almost as good as realclit!!
me like to lick you like chaw clit (subliminal message! and/or pickup line!)
this chaw clits' almost as good as realclit!!
me like to lick you like chaw clit (subliminal message! and/or pickup line!)
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
Get the chaw clitmug. degree of measurement by which a human (and their sex parts!!) becomes a 'FOOD ITEM'!!
i.e. pure ORAL FIXATION!!, SWEET ENOUGH TO EAT!!
i.e. pure ORAL FIXATION!!, SWEET ENOUGH TO EAT!!
shes'/hes' got a high degree of edibility!! one doesn't make a 'mess' in/on that; one EATS THAT!!
she wanted a dosage of my 'hot sauce', but had such a high degree of edibility; i could only think FOOD!!
she wanted a dosage of my 'hot sauce', but had such a high degree of edibility; i could only think FOOD!!
by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
Get the edibilitymug. catholic -who REALLY gives a shit about the 'h' and the third syllable? -cat lick also provides a nice, abstract 'huh?' flair!!
my new squeeze was cat lick, and wouldn't let me 'bag' my crank!!
that jane smacked of cat lick, but was more than willing to 'get wild'!!
those cat lick girls are so repressed, that when cut loose; they might "tear you up"
that jane smacked of cat lick, but was more than willing to 'get wild'!!
those cat lick girls are so repressed, that when cut loose; they might "tear you up"
by michael foolsley May 18, 2011
Get the cat lickmug. by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
Get the tainted loadmug. aberrant behavior -human behavior of a less-than-"civilized" (or "sane") nature! -supreme 'stink-upon' of another/other being/s!
joe stack went wild, got in his plane and crashed into the I.R.S. building; showing them all a lesson!
the abortion non-believer went wild, and shot that bastard doctor!
the va tech shooter went wild with his armament! -some MORE 'blue ball' casualties!
the abortion non-believer went wild, and shot that bastard doctor!
the va tech shooter went wild with his armament! -some MORE 'blue ball' casualties!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2010
Get the went wildmug.