embrace the devil

try to like or understand something you dislike, don't understand, or perhaps don't know as much as you think you know about it

walk in anothers' shoes
that rush limbaughs a fat prick, but we went out drinking and i had a good time- hes' cool, i had to embrace the devil with him.

judy had to embrace the devil when having her first anal

i went out with a bunch of liberals, -man, before i knew it i was smokin' weed...they were all right! i had to embrace the devil with them.
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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ocular geology

removal of the hard crusty material/s that collect around the eye, commonly known as "sleep"
had to spend some ocular geology time this am

the rocks around my eyes would tire even the most hardy ocular geologist this morning!
by michael foolsley February 23, 2010
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workout partner

after a 'treatment' with my workout partner, both of us positively GLOWED!

my workout partner and i 'ground' each other's troubles away!
-more satisfying than a conservative counting their money!!
by michael foolsley May 29, 2011
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get wise

suggestion for the 'dim' or 'weak witted'!! indication more valuable, "non-disposable" information is available for use, than what is presently being (or has been) observed and/or "in-gear"!
you chug-a-lugged a mixture of sweet 'cohols' and wondered why you were a 'deffing machine'? -GET WISE!!

you got that little girl preg-o-not 'cause you wouldn't wear a 'garbage bag'??? -GET WISE!!

you cracked a 'piece of meat' and didn't realize a 'price' was involved? -GET WISE!!

you don't want to 'get rammy' with it like a bull in the china shop...-GET WISE!!
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010
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call a specialist

prostitute/gigolo -there is much to be said for procuring a specialist! i am a hard-core 'hands-on' guy, but sometimes find myself in situations where calling in a specialist would prove to be wise!
he was tired off getting off alone, he decided to call a specialist!

roxanne was sitting by the phone, she knew someone would soon be needing a specialist!

he was tired of dealing with his plumbing problem/s alone, and decided to call a specialist!
by michael foolsley December 29, 2009
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the hawk

IN NORTHERN SAUDI ARABIA (AP)-Paratroopers call it "The Hawk" a piercing chill that cuts to the bone with a talon-like grip. -newark star ledger, 1/31/91
i about froze my koch, -thanks to the hawk!
by michael foolsley May 07, 2011
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allergic to people

a disease where people simply rub one the wrong way, and are assumed guilty until proven innocent. in a world of billions of people, it is usually not too long before an 'asshole' is revealed! (probably me!) CERTAINLY not YOU!! -this is a non-discriminatory malady affecting any race, creed
he was allergic to people, he had been stunk on way too often!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
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