a disease where people simply rub one the wrong way, and are assumed guilty until proven innocent. in a world of billions of people, it is usually not too long before an 'asshole' is revealed! (probably me!) CERTAINLY not YOU!! -this is a non-discriminatory malady affecting any race, creed
he was allergic to people, he had been stunk on way too often!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
lighten ones' load (ie: multi-propeller airplane reducing 'drag' with bad engine, by turning propeller sideways)
i'm going to feather my props and ditch that bitch
i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht
i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht
by michael foolsley May 07, 2011
one who prays to/worships all that is the grand glory of farting!, the noise, the buttle massage, the smell, the reaction of the non-worshipper!! foods that promote gas!
john was in heaven! he had found a methane disciple who was female!
john was such a methane disciple he encouraged her to fart in his face!!
john was such a methane disciple he encouraged her to fart in his face!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
i really like the mike foolsley band, but that guys' voice puts me in vocal recoil!!
her bedroom voice was repellent, and put i in vocal recoil
her bedroom voice was repellent, and put i in vocal recoil
by michael foolsley January 31, 2011
a fat person -i first heard slop tub from my poor, dead momma who was a kansan plains woman. -apparently pigs will eat any damn thing (including a turd) a slop tub is a big container into which basic garbage/food scraps are/is thrown.
-most larger people do not get fat from eating heads of lettuce and radishes...
-most larger people do not get fat from eating heads of lettuce and radishes...
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
john dreamed of flooding somebodys' tubin'
she want him to flood her tubin'
he wanted to flood somebodys' tubin'
she want him to flood her tubin'
he wanted to flood somebodys' tubin'
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
very hard time "making money", weak skills convincing a 'currency agent' one is the new jesus!
mental difficulties encouraging money to 'come around'
mental difficulties encouraging money to 'come around'
he was so tender challenged, money wouldn't visit!
being tender challenged, he was painted into a corner!
few have sympathy for the tender challenged!
being tender challenged, he was painted into a corner!
few have sympathy for the tender challenged!
by michael foolsley August 19, 2010