Definitions by michael foolsley

riding saturn's rings 

distracted,out in space, or (slightly!!) high

i was riding saturn's rings on my dirt bike about the time the light changed and some guy framped at me (-thanks to those bastard traffic blinders!!)

-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!

riding saturn's rings by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

unnatural sex 

anal intercourse -this is another of the 'polite school' insults that actually could be used in church

rob, i saw you pulled over by that trooper; what happened?
rob: he caught me speeding, he was having unnatural sex with me!

unnatural sex by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

skin vulture 

the clothed individuals who 'case' a nude beach for an 'eyeful' but never remove their own gear. seen occasionally at gunnison beach, nj

those skin vultures are very often latino.

skin vulture by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

prepare for battle 

get ready for work -(prepare for battle comes from an ancient video game called 'space fury')

hey dude, some more of this skonk? -no thanks, i've got to prepare for battle!

prepare for battle by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

highsman trophy 

trophy given to the most dedicated, hardworking, industrial, creative 'hophead' of the krewe!

john was magic last week, he should get the highsman trophy! -no poop pard!

highsman trophy by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

fuck-er or fuck-ee 

supplier and receiver

ie: whos' going to drive? are you so tired you, "can't do much"

sometimes it is not readily apparent who will be the fuck-er or fuck-ee. -during the holiday season especially, it is probably better to give than receive! now, supposing both parties plan to give? -simple! keep a fire extinguisher nearby!!!!!!!!!

fuck-er or fuck-ee by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

set myself alight 

masturbation

i struck out in the pick-up bar, so i went home and set myself alight (for those of you in britain!)

set myself alight by michael foolsley November 23, 2009