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you can't look that good and not pick up sticks ! , it's a natural LAW !
she lost 35lbs and was surprised to find herself again able to pick up sticks !
she lost 35lbs and was surprised to find herself again able to pick up sticks !
by michael foolsley April 1, 2021
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NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !
NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !
jen "struck out" at the pick-up bar and went home to get holy !
john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !
he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !
john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !
he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !
by michael foolsley April 3, 2021
Get the get holy mug.manipulating the 'udder' of the male human to produce 'milk' by partial or complete envelopment. often a lubricated tube and undulating motion is used
dana was in trouble and strongly needed to milk a cow
sam figured out that after 40, women begin to no longer wish to milk a cow !
sam figured out that after 40, women begin to no longer wish to milk a cow !
by michael foolsley April 24, 2021
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a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'
just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !
here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!
a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'
just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !
here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!
by michael foolsley April 29, 2021
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in 'merca, WE wouldn't be caught DEAD 'cleaning up' on a pussy washer !
lesser "deforestation" using a pussy washer, than MILES of "bowel towel" !!
in 'merca, WE wouldn't be caught DEAD 'cleaning up' on a pussy washer !
lesser "deforestation" using a pussy washer, than MILES of "bowel towel" !!
by michael foolsley April 29, 2021
Get the pussy washer mug.a radical departure from the fast food 'tub' , or 55 gallon drum of soft drink (ie: "ultra gulp")
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept
my dutch friends were horrified at all the sloppy fat americans, i told them to be sure an ask for an extra small drink when at a fast food place...
the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !
get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!
the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !
get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!
by michael foolsley July 11, 2022
Get the extra small drink mug.a phrase coined by some dutch visitors to the states, which is a reference to the particularly sorry state here of "sloppy FAT" (A.K.A. = protoplasm "challenged") unlike any other country in the world, remaining a continuing source of horrification for visitors from any other nations!
of course, fat acceptance is becoming 'normal' now, despite the opinions of most medical doctors (ie: 400lbs = the 'NEW' 150lbs!!) -get your clothes made by omar the tent maker !!
of course, fat acceptance is becoming 'normal' now, despite the opinions of most medical doctors (ie: 400lbs = the 'NEW' 150lbs!!) -get your clothes made by omar the tent maker !!
dutch visitor- how do you suppose they grow 'em so large ?? (response) not sure! , that's American fat !!
let's get us the "super size" meal and 'drum' of soft drink ! right! , let's get American fat !!
let's get us the "super size" meal and 'drum' of soft drink ! right! , let's get American fat !!
by michael foolsley July 12, 2022
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