michael foolsley's definitions

dirt boo

terrible marijuana that has little taste or tastes like dirt!

really bad weed!

-don't EVEN feed me any more of that dirt boo,dude!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

lead in the head

suicide by firearm

after seeing his mother in the nursing home, lead in the head was looking better and better to john.

a little lead in the head! , -thats' the ticket!!

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

well, FUCK YOU!

reaction to non-acceptance or rejection of ones' completely valid idea or concept while accepting a lesser concept/idea!
back to 'drawing board' with tail between legs

john submitted his dick and balls to someones' mouth but it was deem unacceptable...-well, FUCK YOU!!!

by michael foolsley November 28, 2009

honing the knife

exercising to scare off 'bulk', ie: keep the 'edge on the knife', raise ones' 'bargaining power'

judy was out honing the knife for her general well being and of course; to perhaps attract customers!!

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

skin fever

malady experienced during winter, up until spring; when bodies are "bundled up" in fabric/s.

saw my first halter top today, so nice to lose the skin fever!

jeb's skin fever quickly melted away, upon arrival at the nude beach!!

she was baring "prime parts" and celebrating departure of the skin fever!!

by michael foolsley May 20, 2011

I.A. supreme

the WORST and MOST SEVERE case of "irritated asshole" from messily defecating (or NOT) in a situation where no water is available
("the" construction site, and/or misc. remote locations) the buttocks serving as a "mill wheel grinding" during prolonged walking...perhaps more specific to "tight tocks" than a big, sloppy butt!

ah "cut me a flop" but couldn't 'clean up' properly !.... "god's will" was to administer a case of I.A. supreme !

my "buttle" was INFLAMED with I.A. supreme

by michael foolsley September 15, 2022

transit garble

on public transportation, the PA announcements one can NEVER understand, due to noise, distortion, and/or poor design!

friend: whut'd he say ?. answer: NO IDEA !! , i don't speak transit garble

good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !

by michael foolsley August 25, 2023