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at that particular moment john's entire world revolved around his plan to bang that ass...!
that butt is excruciatingly perky! my plan is to bang that ass!
hey diddle diddle, its' all pink in the middle, i'm going to bang that ass!
that butt is excruciatingly perky! my plan is to bang that ass!
hey diddle diddle, its' all pink in the middle, i'm going to bang that ass!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
Get the bang that ass mug.rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'
that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'
that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
Get the jizz witch mug.i was riding saturn's rings on my dirt bike about the time the light changed and some guy framped at me (-thanks to those bastard traffic blinders!!)
-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!
-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the riding saturn's rings mug.the moisture in solid human 'waste' that gives it (poo) its' resistive, elastic powers. -that which impedes its turning to 'dust' and blowing away, like oklahoma in the 1930s -relative of grease, petrol
count on a 'grease release' to feature lots of oil of dung!
stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!
stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!
by michael foolsley March 1, 2010
Get the oil of dung mug.bleeding of the spermatozoa ! (OR, clit-titillation!) the help of another human in reaching the sexual zenith !
breaking the bonds of gravity upon achieving sexual release !
breaking the bonds of gravity upon achieving sexual release !
he / she rapidly got down to 'business' trying to take me off !
she thought, i didn't think he would take me off !
she thought, i didn't think he would take me off !
by michael foolsley December 19, 2021
Get the take me off mug.a radical departure from the fast food 'tub' , or 55 gallon drum of soft drink (ie: "ultra gulp")
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept
my dutch friends were horrified at all the sloppy fat americans, i told them to be sure an ask for an extra small drink when at a fast food place...
the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !
get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!
the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !
get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!
by michael foolsley July 11, 2022
Get the extra small drink mug.sport fucking ie: allusion to the days when women served more as property/objects than as a supreme being. needs of man were actually acknowledged, and empathized with.
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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