quality transportation

a worthy sex partner on the 'road' to orgasm, with the right 'equipment', skills and attitude; to deliver a "mind-blowing" 'treatment'

-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'

OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)
beth: that dude looks like quality transportation! i'd like to ride him till he 'blows his nose'!!

ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)

fat people are often not very quality transportation

she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!
by michael foolsley June 06, 2011
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scum my bum

lick someones' ass
they didn't give me the job...they can scum my bum!!
by michael foolsley December 08, 2009
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action my reaction

*high school boy hi-jinks*!! -placing of a carbonated beverage (with opening covered by thumb) on nether region, then bucking hips to shake it up. -at moment of choice, release effluent; simulating male ejaculation. -shout action! my reaction!! -this is a guaranteed way to impress females!!
john did an action my reaction in the middle of some sorority girls, while bill pulled out his 'unit' and put his glasses on it, simulating a nose!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
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sprung a leak

cut oneself, 'draw' blood
just one moment, i need a bandaid, -i've just fucking sprung a leak!!

that sheet metal had a barb on it! -now i've sprung a leak!

after the fight with the quigg brothers, john had sprung a leak over his eye!
by michael foolsley December 13, 2010
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how nice for you

i don't give a shit!; who cares!; -your story has become tiresome!! -a polite way to express fake interest!!
-and then we walked through the plaza de mcfoolsley, window shopping and jabbering... (response) -how nice for you!!

jeremy just graduated second grade, and kates' in a play!...(response) -how nice for you!!

i ordered a cup of yak sperm while she babbled on an on, at what was apparently the end, i stated; how nice for you!!
by michael foolsley December 18, 2009
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the healing

surveying the clients at the pick-up bar, jane thought to herself; bring on the healing!!

bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'
by michael foolsley December 02, 2009
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pumped up chump

self-infatuation mentally and/or physically
daves' a nice guy for a pumped up chump!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
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