michael foolsley's definitions

ultra gulp

55-gallon drum of "soda" sold in convenience store, 'tub' of soft drink

hey clyde, pull over! ah need me one o' them ultra gulps!!

gone get me one o' them ultra gulps!

i was lickin' asses n' workin' up a sweat, ah needed me one o' them ultra gulps!!

by michael foolsley December 23, 2009

dunging bun

wrapping several layers of "terlit" paper around itself to avoid 'soiling' the fingers! the final result looking somewhat like a spinster librarian's hair "bun" on the back of her head !

one CANNOT WIPE a stuck "nugget" , and HOPEFULLY has nitrile or surgical gloves !

i made a dunging bun to avoid touching my "grease release"

i blew a "bad dung", employed a dunging bun , then dunging gloves!

by michael foolsley January 17, 2022

natty geo

national geographic magazine! -this honored and wondrous magazine was the place i saw my first pair of tits!! -although they were on an african woman, and i had been raised in somewhat of a racist environment, it was not too difficult to imagine them on a white woman!! i was like, damn! whats' the big deal?? -so THATS' a pair of tits!!

natty geo also was in my hands many a time when i'd find myself in some boring environment, ie; visiting friends of my folks, etc.......

i at one time subscribed, but had trouble with their nazi-like subscription policies. i've recently heard they're "hurting" -i hope not!!...-glorious magazine with great articles and WONDERFUL photography!!

found myself at "uncle" mcfoolsley's house bored to tears!, natty geo was my savior!!
seed me a pair of tits in natty geo !!

by michael foolsley February 20, 2010

turd on a roll

"meat" loaded with chemicals (to insure freshness!) sold at convenience store. AKA: shit sandwich (or "sammich") -NOT FINE FRENCH CUISINE!!! ie: catch 'the' cancer here!!

i parked the dump truck and gotted me a turd on a roll and 'ultra' gulp!!

had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a turd on a roll!!

by michael foolsley January 13, 2010

trash can liner

prophylactic, rubber

pick up line: will you hold a trash can liner for me?

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

popeye punch

the concept of getting SO frustrated with this life, one would spin their arm around and around like a windmill, and let loose a punch at the desired 'brick wall', that would possess enough 'wake-up' power to knock the world off its' axis. -as seen in the ancient popeye cartoons

john kept thinking of giving his boss a popeye punch

that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch

i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!

samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!

by michael foolsley July 10, 2010

pay toilet

a toilet with a coin controlled door release. what kind of 'sicko' is responsible for fleecing people for money to shit?

i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!

what if you need to shit, but don't have change for the pay toilet?

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010