had to spend some ocular geology time this am
the rocks around my eyes would tire even the most hardy ocular geologist this morning!
the rocks around my eyes would tire even the most hardy ocular geologist this morning!
by michael foolsley February 23, 2010
after a 'treatment' with my workout partner, both of us positively GLOWED!
my workout partner and i 'ground' each other's troubles away!
-more satisfying than a conservative counting their money!!
my workout partner and i 'ground' each other's troubles away!
-more satisfying than a conservative counting their money!!
by michael foolsley May 29, 2011
suggestion for the 'dim' or 'weak witted'!! indication more valuable, "non-disposable" information is available for use, than what is presently being (or has been) observed and/or "in-gear"!
you chug-a-lugged a mixture of sweet 'cohols' and wondered why you were a 'deffing machine'? -GET WISE!!
you got that little girl preg-o-not 'cause you wouldn't wear a 'garbage bag'??? -GET WISE!!
you cracked a 'piece of meat' and didn't realize a 'price' was involved? -GET WISE!!
you don't want to 'get rammy' with it like a bull in the china shop...-GET WISE!!
you got that little girl preg-o-not 'cause you wouldn't wear a 'garbage bag'??? -GET WISE!!
you cracked a 'piece of meat' and didn't realize a 'price' was involved? -GET WISE!!
you don't want to 'get rammy' with it like a bull in the china shop...-GET WISE!!
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010
prostitute/gigolo -there is much to be said for procuring a specialist! i am a hard-core 'hands-on' guy, but sometimes find myself in situations where calling in a specialist would prove to be wise!
he was tired off getting off alone, he decided to call a specialist!
roxanne was sitting by the phone, she knew someone would soon be needing a specialist!
he was tired of dealing with his plumbing problem/s alone, and decided to call a specialist!
roxanne was sitting by the phone, she knew someone would soon be needing a specialist!
he was tired of dealing with his plumbing problem/s alone, and decided to call a specialist!
by michael foolsley December 29, 2009
IN NORTHERN SAUDI ARABIA (AP)-Paratroopers call it "The Hawk" a piercing chill that cuts to the bone with a talon-like grip. -newark star ledger, 1/31/91
by michael foolsley May 07, 2011
a disease where people simply rub one the wrong way, and are assumed guilty until proven innocent. in a world of billions of people, it is usually not too long before an 'asshole' is revealed! (probably me!) CERTAINLY not YOU!! -this is a non-discriminatory malady affecting any race, creed
he was allergic to people, he had been stunk on way too often!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
lighten ones' load (ie: multi-propeller airplane reducing 'drag' with bad engine, by turning propeller sideways)
i'm going to feather my props and ditch that bitch
i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht
i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht
by michael foolsley May 07, 2011