michael foolsley's definitions
same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !
an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !
an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)
i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !
food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!
ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"
food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!
ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"
by michael foolsley January 21, 2023
Get the food porn tvmug. the damning realization one shortly will have to get out the door and GO TO WORK!!
unless you are the owner, boss, showman...e.t.c. you can be pretty sure of finding yourself in some "close encounters of the third kind" with other humans...putting some neosporin or k-y on the buttocks, can help ease the pain (in the ass) of what awaits you!!
not much more horrifying on sunday night (or WHENEVER YOU'RE 'cycle' begins!!), than thinking; that place!, those people!
HORRID feelings dating WAY back to early in your life, when they took you to the first day of SCHOOL!! -not too much time passed before you were, "CONFUSED WITH A TOILET!!"
unless you are the owner, boss, showman...e.t.c. you can be pretty sure of finding yourself in some "close encounters of the third kind" with other humans...putting some neosporin or k-y on the buttocks, can help ease the pain (in the ass) of what awaits you!!
not much more horrifying on sunday night (or WHENEVER YOU'RE 'cycle' begins!!), than thinking; that place!, those people!
HORRID feelings dating WAY back to early in your life, when they took you to the first day of SCHOOL!! -not too much time passed before you were, "CONFUSED WITH A TOILET!!"
in an idle moment during the week-end, i found myself thinking...-that place!, those people!
a perky-butted strumpet took a shine to me at work, taking away some of the 'sting' of, that place!, those people!
the 'savvy' u.d. 'hep cats and kittens' thought my, that place! those people!; concept 1/2 baked!
a perky-butted strumpet took a shine to me at work, taking away some of the 'sting' of, that place!, those people!
the 'savvy' u.d. 'hep cats and kittens' thought my, that place! those people!; concept 1/2 baked!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
Get the that place!, those people!mug. getting money -holding out ones' hand, whistling; and having a pile of $100 bills appear in your hand.
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
Get the money tweetmug. i've got an idea, we've all all been working for 'change' but can't do anything about anything so, lets' all get sloppy fat!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
Get the lets' all get sloppy fatmug. by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
Get the homeless person's lawmug. ah-nold schwartzenegger!
male ENSLAVED by testicular hydraulics!!
OVERWHELMING, ruling; male drive to 'shot-put'!!
following the 'orders' of a 'load' of hot, burning SPUNK!!
cyborg 'programmed' to discharge reproductive elements in a 'manufacturing' facility
(yes, but i was just following ORDERS!!)
male ENSLAVED by testicular hydraulics!!
OVERWHELMING, ruling; male drive to 'shot-put'!!
following the 'orders' of a 'load' of hot, burning SPUNK!!
cyborg 'programmed' to discharge reproductive elements in a 'manufacturing' facility
(yes, but i was just following ORDERS!!)
load of slop made a fool of ah-nold, hes' the sperminator!
the I.M.F. top banana had hitler in his scrotum,
poor fellow needs a place to make a mess!! hes' a sperminator
that young teen is young, dumb and full of come! -yah!, hes' the sperminator!
the I.M.F. top banana had hitler in his scrotum,
poor fellow needs a place to make a mess!! hes' a sperminator
that young teen is young, dumb and full of come! -yah!, hes' the sperminator!
by michael foolsley June 12, 2011
Get the the sperminatormug. an orifice used for sex which provides "the total massage", lacking gaps or space requiring harder working (banging) of entering member.
surgery exists for women to promote this, ring jobs for engines. -one can get 'crude' with the examples, but that can be YOUR job!
surgery exists for women to promote this, ring jobs for engines. -one can get 'crude' with the examples, but that can be YOUR job!
the machinist got the engine snapping tight!
dave was under her command!, she was snapping tight!
after birthing six humans, she was no longer snapping tight!
dave was under her command!, she was snapping tight!
after birthing six humans, she was no longer snapping tight!
by michael foolsley August 30, 2010
Get the snapping tightmug.