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dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!
john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.
john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.
by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
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by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
Get the drink my puke mug.deviation from a marriage 'contract'...upon getting 'married-up'; the wife (or husband!) refuses to "put-out". -the 'shut-down' partner then seeks 'solace' outside the marriage. -upon discovery of the 'sin', the offending party becomes 'the devil'
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)
when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)
when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
he was pumping every 'pelt' in town, because of contract warp!
contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!
layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!
layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
by michael foolsley November 13, 2011
Get the contract warp mug.problem free passage of time with other humans!; on an airplane, "on drugs", at a meeting, being married, etc! -this is an exceptionally rare and precious happenstance!! (usually one human or another invariably contributes some 'stink' to the situation.)
it was a turbulence free cruise, everyone was on a wave of 'self-enchantment'
even john enjoyed himself! it was a turbulence free cruise
as the airplane shook violently, all on board were having a turbulence free cruise!
even john enjoyed himself! it was a turbulence free cruise
as the airplane shook violently, all on board were having a turbulence free cruise!
by michael foolsley January 2, 2010
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Get the traveled to rio mug.i saw his harley and got moist
i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!
the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!
rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!
i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!
the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!
rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!
by michael foolsley March 1, 2010
Get the get moist mug.heard on prepackaged fruit commercial -can be used for deteriorating human parts, body parts 'going bad'
she looked in a mirror and was hoping she wasn't unripe or spoiled!
spending time in the gym helped keep him from getting unripe or spoiled
spending time in the gym helped keep him from getting unripe or spoiled
by michael foolsley March 13, 2010
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