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space travel

orgasm, male OR female

-when the cranial g forces pull the sides of your face back, your eyes roll out of sight, you black out, and do the obligatory leaving of gravity, while shaking; all in a few seconds...
i'd like to space travel with him/her, hes'/shes' got the goods!

she seems like she'd really enjoy some nice space travel
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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burning in hell

the male predicament

the 'urge'; pouring gasoline on the desire/s of the male, particularly when seen as transparent by the desired would-be sexual partner.

a state largely not understood by the female. -a state of mental spontaneous combustion, ie: burning from the inside.
i know john was burning in hell after he got to feel THOSE tits!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
mugGet the burning in hellmug.

blooey

something catastrophically (or NOT!) FAILING! probably sourced from the ancient (1960's and earlier) CARTOONS !!

a person, place or thing going BAD !!

i love the sound of blooey ! another word that sounds like what it means, and also; DELIGHTFULLY

CRETINESQUE !!
seen john lately ? nope! , i heard he and lauren went blooey !!

i went to the cremators to 'bake' my dead dad after his heart went blooey!

sam bought a new ??? to replace the one he had that went blooey !
by michael foolsley November 8, 2021
mugGet the blooeymug.

elder jail

the place the elder male ('grandpapa', "pop-pop", e.t.c.)
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!

being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.

-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)

-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!
john's grampa was about oozing all over beth!! (reponse:) yeah!!, it must be rough burning in elder jail!!

grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.

joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!
by michael foolsley July 26, 2012
mugGet the elder jailmug.

rally round my butt stink

suggestion for those/he/she who has wronged one!! encouragement for these same individuals to find 'great glory' from the smell of my shit, or farts!!
they turned you down for the job! -yeah, well they can rally round my butt stink!!

those 'music makers' can rally round my butt stink!!

those not liking my concepts can rally round my butt stink!!
by michael foolsley January 30, 2010
mugGet the rally round my butt stinkmug.

nail barb

a nail that splits or separates, catching on anything/everything ESPECIALLY POLYESTER!! if you aren't close to a nail clipper, this 'barb' will torture you for all eternity until you can 'chaw' it off; or find some kind of tool that will 'fix' it up!
me gonna sucker-punch this nail barb!!

this nail barb is about pissing me off!

this nail barb caught-on and ripped a hole in my vag-hair sweater!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
mugGet the nail barbmug.

lethargist

when in rehab, my buddy was asked what religion he was...-i'm a lethargist, said he!!
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
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