michael foolsley's definitions
in france, provision is made for cleansing body parts (buttle) via bidet, or pussy washer !
in 'merca, WE wouldn't be caught DEAD 'cleaning up' on a pussy washer !
lesser "deforestation" using a pussy washer, than MILES of "bowel towel" !!
in 'merca, WE wouldn't be caught DEAD 'cleaning up' on a pussy washer !
lesser "deforestation" using a pussy washer, than MILES of "bowel towel" !!
by michael foolsley April 29, 2021
Get the pussy washermug. zealot, fanatic of ANY kind!!, who tries to force upon one; the 'my way or the highway' (or death!) attitude! -foaming at the mouth with their beliefs, a 'non-subscriber's' best policy is to RUN!!
there simply is NO retaliatory argument for dealing with these types! -they can only 'glom' with their own kind, due to their insanely 'logic' resistant beliefs...
there simply is NO retaliatory argument for dealing with these types! -they can only 'glom' with their own kind, due to their insanely 'logic' resistant beliefs...
the leader of the west side baptist church is a rabid dog!!
some politicians are rabid dogs!
jim is a rabid dog christian!, don't even let him get started 'preaching'!!
a rabid dog pulled up in a mercedes, the street promptly CLEARED!!
some politicians are rabid dogs!
jim is a rabid dog christian!, don't even let him get started 'preaching'!!
a rabid dog pulled up in a mercedes, the street promptly CLEARED!!
by michael foolsley June 5, 2011
Get the rabid dogmug. ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'
i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna
i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it
i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it
i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
by michael foolsley April 13, 2011
Get the leave my business cardmug. upon releasing a nice belch, up and down wiggling / waggling of the tongue, to create a turkey-like sound.
can be a seasonal belch, but always a 'hit' with the females!!, a sure winner in the pick-up bar!! -every smart man knows females LOVE a nice belch!!
can be a seasonal belch, but always a 'hit' with the females!!, a sure winner in the pick-up bar!! -every smart man knows females LOVE a nice belch!!
i won over that spooky electric blond with a nice gobble gobble belch
the gobble gobble belch is the best for attracting females!!
jan: he could belch like a slob, but his gobble gobble belch was pure art!!, i took him home and provided a righteous tumble!!
the gobble gobble belch is the best for attracting females!!
jan: he could belch like a slob, but his gobble gobble belch was pure art!!, i took him home and provided a righteous tumble!!
by michael foolsley January 16, 2011
Get the gobble gobble belchmug. obligatory centrifuge one finds themselves on after getting "drunked up" -the rotating voice informing one, 'ITS' PUKING TIME, DUDE!!' -arrival of the knowledge its' time for one to find a 'safe' place to puke!!
dean thought he was going to end the night 'clean', until it became clear he had the deadly spins!!
judy has just bared her tits and was dancing, when she became damned by the deadly spins!!
judy has just bared her tits and was dancing, when she became damned by the deadly spins!!
by michael foolsley January 25, 2010
Get the deadly spinsmug. my dentist's new hygienist got sucklingly close to my face with her huge bazooms, giving me the spermers' BA-LEWS!!
his crank was sucklingly close to his/her lips!!
the statuesque human came sucklingly close to the DNA prisoner!
his crank was sucklingly close to his/her lips!!
the statuesque human came sucklingly close to the DNA prisoner!
by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
Get the sucklingly closemug. masturbation; i.e. politically and monetarily unaffected sexual act!!
-sex unaffected by male/female (or otherwise!)
personal, physical or societal attitudes, 'laws', flaws, skills, capabilities or 'clause' (not to mention MONEY!!)
-sex unaffected by male/female (or otherwise!)
personal, physical or societal attitudes, 'laws', flaws, skills, capabilities or 'clause' (not to mention MONEY!!)
he finished 'negotiations' with himself, and soon was having ungoverned sex!!
buying her dinner, then experiencing 'political struggles' re: sex, john just gave up; and went home for some ungoverned sex
she had ungoverned sex with herself, no prophos, no birth control, no politics, no bullshit; -just simple ungoverned sex!!
buying her dinner, then experiencing 'political struggles' re: sex, john just gave up; and went home for some ungoverned sex
she had ungoverned sex with herself, no prophos, no birth control, no politics, no bullshit; -just simple ungoverned sex!!
by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
Get the ungoverned sexmug.