head jail

the concept of self imprisonment, ie: in a cell inside ones' own head.......
john could have cracked that crotch but he was in head jail

judy could have gone to the nude beach, but she was in head jail
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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blind contract

marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.
he signed a blind contract, then went crazy

they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat

after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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bundle down

removing tons of clothes; ones' 'eskimo suit'

-this time of year, (nov.) we are hearing phrases like, 'wintry' and 'bundle up'...when spring 'rolls', (OR travel time!) i like to think about bundling DOWN!! -especially when heading to the nude beach!!
'kissed off' that killer snow, flew down to haulover beach and preceded to bundle down!

wendy couldn't wait to BUNDLE DOWN! she HATED wearing clothing!!

contrary to shopping and fashion, she loved to bundle down!!

in the south of france, many folks like to bundle down!!
by michael foolsley November 17, 2011
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snakebite kit

a vagina (inspired by the kits given to boy scouts that included a small rubber suction device 'sposed to remove the poison)
she climbed on board, applied her snakebite kit and milked the poison out of me! the swelling immediately went down!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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farmer john cheese

pass me that farmer john cheese! (please)
pass me that farmer john!
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009
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farmer syndrome

human seeding -the need of the male (subliminally or not) to 'plant a seed', and raise up a nice crop of humans. woman, in this scenario, would be represented by the earth (not too shabby!)
though he didn't know it...john had the farmer syndrome
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009
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fuckin' ay!

in total agreement!

-though urban dictionary has other fuckin' ay (or 'fucking' ay) definitions, i have always used the term as a total agreement type of term. i have always just dearly LOVED! the way it sounds! -its' one of those terms that just sounds like what it means!!

i'm FOREVER looking for words/terms that help make me sound like a 'Rhodes scholar'!!!

it sounds good as fucking ay too, -but to drop the 'g' gives it a bit more lost brain cell, or cretinesque flair!!
that jenkins 'babe' is smokin' hot!! -fuckin' ay!!

fuckin' ay is the BEST!! -fuckin' ay!!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2011
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