Definitions by michael foolsley

portable living room 

suv

look at that fat ass in his portable living room!

ah'm gonna get me one o' them portable living rooms, keep the wife and punks safe!

those hummers are the jesus of portable living rooms!

portable living room by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

get a contract 

the female equivalent of 'if you like it, you'd better put a ring on it' -better get signed, sealed delivered, and preggers, before the parts go bad!

jan managed to get a contract, then went on the kfc, potato chip and bon-bon diet!

she made sure to get a contract before her booty went bad!

get a contract by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

fish on the line 

customer, sucker, patron (in business)

dave told me he was going to leave for the day, but hes' got a fish on the line

fish on the line by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

holiday treat 

observation of a reasonably statuesque human 'hotfooting' (jogging,running) during an outing, assessing their 'treasures' and salivating

gina saw aphrodite running during the holidays and thought, now, theres' a holiday treat!!

holiday treat by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

crack or joker 

summertime game- approaching a human by whatever means, (car, bike, cycle, etc) seeing a scantily clad exerciser and trying to determine the sex (handicaps for bad eyesight!!) ie: crack or joker??

i came upon a human with a perky butt while playing crack or joker, but it was a DUDE!

crack or joker by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

treasures 

sexual parts of a human for commerce or pleasure

her/his treasures were to die for

treasures by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

honing the knife 

exercising to scare off 'bulk', ie: keep the 'edge on the knife', raise ones' 'bargaining power'

judy was out honing the knife for her general well being and of course; to perhaps attract customers!!

honing the knife by michael foolsley November 26, 2009