michael foolsley's definitions
'the police' -observation of police lights anywhere around you. the common (most communities now!) mixture of blue and red lights look like something on fire from a distance (especially if one is 'altered'!)
*call it what you want! but to me; police lights look like flames!! ie: 'flames in my mirror', or; up ahead
*call it what you want! but to me; police lights look like flames!! ie: 'flames in my mirror', or; up ahead
I was "hot-dogging" in my miata, and to my horror, saw flametop in my mirror!
down the road was some serious flametop! i didn't know what was going on!
got home from a hard day licking ass, and flametop was all over my parking lot, -guess the redneck upstairs 'went wild' on his wife again!
down the road was some serious flametop! i didn't know what was going on!
got home from a hard day licking ass, and flametop was all over my parking lot, -guess the redneck upstairs 'went wild' on his wife again!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
Get the flametopmug. by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
Get the info shiftmug. john brought over some dino rock to thanksgiving and scared his nephews off.
i hate that dino rock!, me for some CURRENT 'hep cats and kittens!!'
that dino rock can suckle my cock!
i hate that dino rock!, me for some CURRENT 'hep cats and kittens!!'
that dino rock can suckle my cock!
by michael foolsley January 6, 2010
Get the dino rockmug. when purchasing a ticket for just about anything, one can NEVER pay a 'flat', all 'inclusive fee'...!!
-there always are "handling" charges, 'special' charges, table reservation charges, air-usage charges, parking charges, etc!! (-you get it!) pumping up the initial charge, so one has to 'choke-up' more money -ie:getting "nickled and dimed" to death! (the american way!!)
this is a form of 'bait and switch' as one thinks they're going to 'get sex' for a certain price, but the price just keeps rising!!
-why not just pump another twenty dollars on the ticket price to begin with?? -i guess a 'flat' charge is just too frightening here in america!, where everything MUST exist under a cloud of bullshit!!
-there always are "handling" charges, 'special' charges, table reservation charges, air-usage charges, parking charges, etc!! (-you get it!) pumping up the initial charge, so one has to 'choke-up' more money -ie:getting "nickled and dimed" to death! (the american way!!)
this is a form of 'bait and switch' as one thinks they're going to 'get sex' for a certain price, but the price just keeps rising!!
-why not just pump another twenty dollars on the ticket price to begin with?? -i guess a 'flat' charge is just too frightening here in america!, where everything MUST exist under a cloud of bullshit!!
did you get mike foolsley tickets? -yeah the price is reasonable, but the piggyback fees will eat your ass up!!
just me and the piggyback fees in a dark alley, me with a shotgun!
just me and the piggyback fees in a dark alley, me with a shotgun!
by michael foolsley February 15, 2010
Get the piggyback feesmug. food -the concept of processing the food through the intestines, eventually pushing the remnant/s out the buttle (butt hole)
what gave birth to this statement, was being asked if i'd gotten any 'hay for my donkey' when i was an up and coming (rarely) 'workman' by older, (give a young guy a hard time) "rednecks"...
-finding myself hungry, i might realize i need something to push through my buttle!
what gave birth to this statement, was being asked if i'd gotten any 'hay for my donkey' when i was an up and coming (rarely) 'workman' by older, (give a young guy a hard time) "rednecks"...
-finding myself hungry, i might realize i need something to push through my buttle!
ah smoked these muggles, now me need something to push through my buttle...
almost a shame to push that beluga through me buttle!
i say! by chance, would you join me in the ritual pre pushing of something through the buttle?
almost a shame to push that beluga through me buttle!
i say! by chance, would you join me in the ritual pre pushing of something through the buttle?
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
Get the push through my buttlemug. the concept of a female with a tight 'blockbuster' body, gaining hard to lose fat (bulk) after pregnancy.
upon 'luring' the male with 'the goods', conception is achieved and 'bait and switch' occurs. (i.e: 'bodies for bulk'!!)
the 'glory' of newly created humans has been achieved, even though the female now looks like the goodyear blimp, a pear, or the michelin man! -its' OKAY! though, because there can NEVER be enough HUMANS!!
upon 'luring' the male with 'the goods', conception is achieved and 'bait and switch' occurs. (i.e: 'bodies for bulk'!!)
the 'glory' of newly created humans has been achieved, even though the female now looks like the goodyear blimp, a pear, or the michelin man! -its' OKAY! though, because there can NEVER be enough HUMANS!!
judy liked sex but said she wasn't interested in meeting me bodies for bulk!!
we wanted some children, but were terrified of bodies for bulk!
we wanted some children, but were terrified of bodies for bulk!
by michael foolsley June 14, 2013
Get the bodies for bulkmug. a disease where people simply rub one the wrong way, and are assumed guilty until proven innocent. in a world of billions of people, it is usually not too long before an 'asshole' is revealed! (probably me!) CERTAINLY not YOU!! -this is a non-discriminatory malady affecting any race, creed
he was allergic to people, he had been stunk on way too often!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the allergic to peoplemug.