Definitions by michael foolsley
pocket square
fake handkerchief -the idiotic fake kerchief seen in some suits (popular particularly with darker complected newscasters) -not much looks dumber, or ruins a nice suit quicker than these goofy looking things!!!
pocket square by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
infant
self explanatory -lots of fun can be had by replacing the word 'baby' with infant. 'baby' is used anywhere and everywhere for everything!!!. -substituting 'infant' garners some definite puzzlement, you may not publish this; but try it! it throws a definite wrench in the speech 'machine' -serves as a delightful speech 'stiffening agent' too!
infant by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
stop hurting
used by children. if one child is beating on another, third child yells out: stop hurting her!! -works real well by adults if said in high childlike voice with persons' name or her/him at the end. -usually defuses adult 'stink-on another' situation with laughter!!
stop hurting by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
halo artist
person who 'shits on the seat' (latino?) in a construction site portable toilet. -these individuals are HATED!! with a white hot fury!!
had to cut me a flop, but a halo artist had 'decorated' the seat first.
had to find another bowl, a halo artist had just beat me there!
had to find another bowl, a halo artist had just beat me there!
halo artist by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
allergic to people
a disease where people simply rub one the wrong way, and are assumed guilty until proven innocent. in a world of billions of people, it is usually not too long before an 'asshole' is revealed! (probably me!) CERTAINLY not YOU!! -this is a non-discriminatory malady affecting any race, creed
he was allergic to people, he had been stunk on way too often!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
allergic to people by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
burn one for the forces
smoke some shit for those in iraq & afghanistan
-wait a minute! isn't that where some of the world's best hashish is? oh i forgot!.......pee tests!?
BURN ONE FOR THE FORCES!!
-wait a minute! isn't that where some of the world's best hashish is? oh i forgot!.......pee tests!?
BURN ONE FOR THE FORCES!!
burn one for the forces by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
scum my bum
scum my bum by michael foolsley December 8, 2009