ringing telephone -answer that phone slave !! -said as phone slave is running to answer phone!!
john is a phone slave! i was trying to duck maria, and he hands me the fucking phone!!
john is a phone slave! i was trying to duck maria, and he hands me the fucking phone!!
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
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they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life
they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life
by michael foolsley January 05, 2010
Get the crackle to life mug.tendency of the male to be a total sap to get sex. a blindness totally unrealized until after the fact!! making a total ass of oneself, TO oneself! (over and over!)
joe was doing double back flips trying to crack that crotch, thanks to the curse of sex.
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex
by michael foolsley December 08, 2009
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Get the god was drunk mug.re; male sex: -applying 'grease' of any kind to male 'prime parts', before sexual 'travel' (singly OR plural!)
lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'
lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'
wut you been doing tom? -marinating my chicken!
i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)
i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
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churning in duane's guts informed him it was flop-cutting time!
flop-cutting time was complicated by dean's un-hungry toilet!
he went 'huh?', when she informed him it was flop-cutting time
flop-cutting time was complicated by dean's un-hungry toilet!
he went 'huh?', when she informed him it was flop-cutting time
by michael foolsley November 06, 2011
Get the flop-cutting time mug.the concept of a female with a tight 'blockbuster' body, gaining hard to lose fat (bulk) after pregnancy.
upon 'luring' the male with 'the goods', conception is achieved and 'bait and switch' occurs. (i.e: 'bodies for bulk'!!)
the 'glory' of newly created humans has been achieved, even though the female now looks like the goodyear blimp, a pear, or the michelin man! -its' OKAY! though, because there can NEVER be enough HUMANS!!
upon 'luring' the male with 'the goods', conception is achieved and 'bait and switch' occurs. (i.e: 'bodies for bulk'!!)
the 'glory' of newly created humans has been achieved, even though the female now looks like the goodyear blimp, a pear, or the michelin man! -its' OKAY! though, because there can NEVER be enough HUMANS!!
judy liked sex but said she wasn't interested in meeting me bodies for bulk!!
we wanted some children, but were terrified of bodies for bulk!
we wanted some children, but were terrified of bodies for bulk!
by michael foolsley June 14, 2013
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