michael foolsley's definitions

lesser-god stumble

watching the 'high and mighty' take a 'tumble', falling prey to their more 'base' instincts. (I LOVE IT!!)

those who would 'preach' morality, 'right and wrong', christianity, conservatism, abstinence, e.t.c.; to YOU!- falling on THEIR fucking face!!

the politician put a 'hot load' in his mistress, and DANG! if it didn't 'take'!! -what a lesser-god stumble!

i love the lesser-god stumble of the ''hot shit" holier-than-thou, ending up just a "cold-turd"

the priest was found nude with a ten year old boy!, a true lesser-god stumble!

by michael foolsley June 19, 2011

fuck-er or fuck-ee

supplier and receiver

ie: whos' going to drive? are you so tired you, "can't do much"

sometimes it is not readily apparent who will be the fuck-er or fuck-ee. -during the holiday season especially, it is probably better to give than receive! now, supposing both parties plan to give? -simple! keep a fire extinguisher nearby!!!!!!!!!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

the processing

the paperwork, hoop jumping, cup peeing, sweet talking, etc one must endure in order to get a job and/or sex partner

john wanted a job and a sex partner, but dreaded the processing

the processing required for simple survival seems to be never-ending

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

gives good phone

sexy voice, -questioning what someone looks like on the phone and being pre-sold until you see them

damn, meg gives good phone but when i saw her she was 300lbs!!

steve gives good phone, sounds like barry white; but looks like a skin covered skeleton dweeb........

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

get into gear

the sex act! -psychically 'traveling' from point 'A' to point 'B' by influence of the motion involved, as well as the 'meshing' of parts!! -by the time one is red lining, he/she better have their seat belt on!!

i'd love to get into gear with that strumpet! -what a way to exit this life!!

she wanted nothing more than to get into gear with her gay friend!! -she knew he would be 'quality transportation'!!

the teen was burning in hell to get into gear!

by michael foolsley June 28, 2011

P.S.I.S.

pretty sure i smell

i'll be with you in a bit, imma hit the shower- P.S.I.S

P.S.I.S. after that workout

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

the axis

what everything revolves around, a very conceited (sarcasm) and/or wise being. -from the jimi hendrix song: axis bold as love

just ask the axis he/she knows everything

we'd better ask the axis, he/she knows everything

that woman thinks shes' the axis

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009