by michael foolsley December 03, 2009
once the acid kicked in, all the pick-up bar patrons looked like reptiles; i had to swiftly vamoose!
she had a reptilian face
the insurance man had a reptilian 'bedside manner'!
she had a reptilian face
the insurance man had a reptilian 'bedside manner'!
by michael foolsley February 13, 2010
guitarist ass fuck john's diddle-li-dih in 'cut your heart out' around 3:00 on the poop eater's new CD is joyous!!
eddie van halen's diddle-li-dih in 'beat-it' makes me swoon!!
that electric 12-string pilot cut loose a sweet diddle-li-dih!
eddie van halen's diddle-li-dih in 'beat-it' makes me swoon!!
that electric 12-string pilot cut loose a sweet diddle-li-dih!
by michael foolsley August 10, 2010
like death, "bulk" (fat) never takes a vacation or rests ! it CONSTANTLY "stalks" the human , looking for free lodging
IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
jim had sixteen more beers and a shit sammich , not worrying that bulk never rests
lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !
jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !
lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !
jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !
by michael foolsley July 06, 2023
degree of measurement by which a human (and their sex parts!!) becomes a 'FOOD ITEM'!!
i.e. pure ORAL FIXATION!!, SWEET ENOUGH TO EAT!!
i.e. pure ORAL FIXATION!!, SWEET ENOUGH TO EAT!!
shes'/hes' got a high degree of edibility!! one doesn't make a 'mess' in/on that; one EATS THAT!!
she wanted a dosage of my 'hot sauce', but had such a high degree of edibility; i could only think FOOD!!
she wanted a dosage of my 'hot sauce', but had such a high degree of edibility; i could only think FOOD!!
by michael foolsley September 01, 2011
the mute button on my tv remote control
better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!
when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")
i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!
better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!
when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")
i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!
that rabid dog minister was pushing the savior, i quickly employed the REAL "savior" !
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!
by michael foolsley August 24, 2022
the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!
two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?
i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?
jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)
i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?
jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)
by michael foolsley July 23, 2022