michael foolsley's definitions
someone exhibiting questionable mental ability. displaying evidence of little thought or research in ones' thoughts or actions. operating more by 'feel' as opposed to carefully planned and/or 'thought out' actions.
behavior in 'society' triggering doubt re: the normal formation and/or usage of ones' brain. -exposition of evidence of probable mental deficiency
behavior in 'society' triggering doubt re: the normal formation and/or usage of ones' brain. -exposition of evidence of probable mental deficiency
michael foolsley had shown cretinesque tendencies when he started the food fight at lord and lady fauntleroy's dinner party!!
doug vomited all over james suede jacket, exhibiting supreme cretinesque tendancies!!
alcohol 'greased the skids' for bubba's cretinesque behavior!!
doug vomited all over james suede jacket, exhibiting supreme cretinesque tendancies!!
alcohol 'greased the skids' for bubba's cretinesque behavior!!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2011
Get the cretinesquemug. by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
Get the church junkmug. like death, "bulk" (fat) never takes a vacation or rests ! it CONSTANTLY "stalks" the human , looking for free lodging
IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
jim had sixteen more beers and a shit sammich , not worrying that bulk never rests
lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !
jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !
lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !
jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !
by michael foolsley July 6, 2023
Get the bulk never restsmug. lying about ones' penis size and enlargement of same for every lie told, until penis cannot be normally contained in pants, etc
jan: he was a real choadochio, he didn't have much more than a piggie's tail...
such a choadochio!, he aint'snt got shit!!
such a choadochio!, he aint'snt got shit!!
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
Get the choadochiomug. the mind 'blanking' on some known information very briefly, such as spelling of a word, grammatical usage; etc!!
upon looking back, one is left pondering, 'how/why did i do that!!??
-terribly self-embarrassing and a problem not age-specific!!
upon looking back, one is left pondering, 'how/why did i do that!!??
-terribly self-embarrassing and a problem not age-specific!!
had some momentary dementia when i spelled your as you're!!, when 'your' was required
momentary dementia made me ignore the concrete fact/s in my head
momentary dementia made me ignore the concrete fact/s in my head
by michael foolsley February 4, 2010
Get the momentary dementiamug. prostitute/gigolo -there is much to be said for procuring a specialist! i am a hard-core 'hands-on' guy, but sometimes find myself in situations where calling in a specialist would prove to be wise!
he was tired off getting off alone, he decided to call a specialist!
roxanne was sitting by the phone, she knew someone would soon be needing a specialist!
he was tired of dealing with his plumbing problem/s alone, and decided to call a specialist!
roxanne was sitting by the phone, she knew someone would soon be needing a specialist!
he was tired of dealing with his plumbing problem/s alone, and decided to call a specialist!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
Get the call a specialistmug. eyeballing the jenkins babe, zack was possessed with an overwhelming desire to paint up 'prime parts'.
after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!
jane encouraged big bull to paint up prime parts
after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!
jane encouraged big bull to paint up prime parts
by michael foolsley October 28, 2012
Get the paint upmug.