Definitions by michael foolsley

here and now 

most important topic, work, project, idea, concept, etc; in 'queue' to be addressed immediately!!

i wanted to 'crack that crotch' HERE AND NOW!

lets' discuss that topic here and now!!

addressing that here and now would be wise!!

here and now by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

launch my paratroopers 

ejaculate, discharge spermatozoa, male sexual zenith

jane helped me launch my paratroopers when she 'let me off'!

it was a good old fashioned sperming involving many paratroopers

launch of paratroops means much to the male!

launch my paratroopers by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

muggle up 

time for smoking of marijuana in cigarette form; joint, blunt

hey john! lets' muggle up! -fuckin ay!

we better muggle up before we sex it up!

muggle up by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

sock hole shift 

switching sock with a hole to the other foot, where it will be in a different spot. in 'ancient' times socks would be 'darned', sewn and/or repaired. now that we have a 'disposable' society, one simply throws the offending sock in the "gobbige" can. (or rag bag!)

sock hole shift accomplishes only the delay of this process. of course, if a hole actually comes around, it usually isn't long before the heel goes too...

john had a toe poking through a sock hole, time to sock hole shift; he thought!

sock hole shift by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

dino rock 

ancient rock n' roll -something your dinosaur ancestors "grooved" to!

john brought over some dino rock to thanksgiving and scared his nephews off.

i hate that dino rock!, me for some CURRENT 'hep cats and kittens!!'

that dino rock can suckle my cock!

dino rock by michael foolsley January 6, 2010

crackle to life 

farting, farts AKA: 'crackled to life'

i pray these beans make my buttle crackle to life

they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life

crackle to life by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

kream dream 

(masc.) -a male's ideal sex partner. the 'divine specimen' to 'paint' with ejaculate!

alison was jim's kream dream!

rosanna was one man's kream dream

his friends suggested he 'dream on' re: his kream dream!

kream dream by michael foolsley January 5, 2010