big on bulk

appreciator or unappreciator of fat and/or fat people
i'm not big on bulk!!

john is sure big on bulk! lesbians are big on bulk!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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house burning down

vigorous anything! works particularly well with the sex act!
she was fucking him like a house burning down

hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!

he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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do the milking

male masturbation -the male manipulating it's 'udder' to produce "male soul milk" performed more effectively with an assistant, or helper !
we tried to get zeke to go with us to foolsley's, but he said he had to do the milking !

being 'not good enough' , (except to the 'heavy' women) john left the "pick up bar" and went home and do the milking !

he needed to find a "milk maid" to do the milking !
by michael foolsley December 04, 2020
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shot-putter

males; -the placing of the 'shot' (or ejaculate) in a chosen or convenient location, -usually ending up a mental, physical and spiritual challenge!
went into foolsley's bar and saw nothing but shot-putters

john was a true shot putter, he was a slave to a kuhm drop!

beth and melissa were sharing a muscular shot-putter
by michael foolsley August 01, 2010
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'i'm bored here'

something to mutter to oneself when stuck at 'evil' stoplight!
you have exhausted all the possibilities of "entertainment", and remain, quite simply: bored here!
this evil stop light is KILLING me!! 'i'm bored here'!!
by michael foolsley January 04, 2010
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sig udder

"significant other" commonly referring to a female, but applicable to those 'packing' a "skin pastry bag" as well !
(ALSO a "sig udder" !)

udder , and other, sound VERY similar, and should be understood by even the SIMPLEST of souls !
also, not quite the mouthful "significant other" requires !
my sig udder is going to "grind the poison" out of me !

i'm waiting for my sig udder !
by michael foolsley September 27, 2022
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sexual reentry

returning to the world of the 'high and dry' from a trip to the milky way, with a sex partner. much mental carbon fiber is needed to avoid burn up upon return to this atmosphere.
my sexual reentry wasn't too bad with judy, her girlfriend took a shine to me.
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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