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ocular geology

removal of the hard crusty material/s that collect around the eye, commonly known as "sleep"
had to spend some ocular geology time this am

the rocks around my eyes would tire even the most hardy ocular geologist this morning!
by michael foolsley February 23, 2010
mugGet the ocular geologymug.

treasures

sexual parts of a human for commerce or pleasure
her/his treasures were to die for
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
mugGet the treasuresmug.

bicycle panic

a driver who is scared to get any closer to a bicyclist than about 10 feet
that white car is in a bicycle panic
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
mugGet the bicycle panicmug.

my guts are churning!

a serious warning sign one had better get near a toilet!!
some unpleasant foreign materials are planning on visiting, moving rapidly; with EXTREME VIGOR!! -i.e: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, the 'SHITS', etc.
thats' all well and good, mom; but... -(mom:) where you going, sam?? MY GUTS ARE CHURNING!
by michael foolsley June 4, 2011
mugGet the my guts are churning!mug.

float someone

pay someone elses' bills, keep someones' head above water
john wasn't looking to float someone but he HAD gotten her preg-o-not!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
mugGet the float someonemug.

lesser-god stumble

watching the 'high and mighty' take a 'tumble', falling prey to their more 'base' instincts. (I LOVE IT!!)

those who would 'preach' morality, 'right and wrong', christianity, conservatism, abstinence, e.t.c.; to YOU!- falling on THEIR fucking face!!
the politician put a 'hot load' in his mistress, and DANG! if it didn't 'take'!! -what a lesser-god stumble!

i love the lesser-god stumble of the ''hot shit" holier-than-thou, ending up just a "cold-turd"

the priest was found nude with a ten year old boy!, a true lesser-god stumble!
by michael foolsley June 19, 2011
mugGet the lesser-god stumblemug.

mmm, mmm, mmm!

phophetic words of observational wisdom from the genius responsible for writing the brilliant song of the streets, 'i'm a girl watcher'

what editor ANYWHERE would argue with the undeniable wisdom of: i'm a girl watcher, i'm a girl watcher, watchin' girls go by, my, my, my! -here comes one now!! mmm, mmm, mmm! -even a gay individual might be affected positively!

another of the song lines is: 'i wonder if you know that you're putting on a show!' -there is no argument for this observation!

of course, the above sentiment MAY make a case for 'slamming' me for being "politically incorrect"....-the song however, LIVES ON!!; speaking for itself!!
watching the unbelievable sidewalk 'show', joe could only mutter, mmm, mmm, mmm!

at the gay bar, leo looked at what walked in the door, thinking; mmm, mmm, mmm!!

as his non-run of the mill cusine was served, he could only think, mmm, mmm, mmm!
by michael foolsley August 7, 2012
mugGet the mmm, mmm, mmm!mug.

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