statement by questionably educated, alcoholic southern va. house painter. (never seen eating solid food!)
-useful for MANY inappropriate situations!!
-useful for MANY inappropriate situations!!
pregnant pause: lets' get some maw likka!
how to handle a situation, what to do, which way to turn: lets' get some maw likka!
leaving AA meeting: lets' get some maw likka!
how to handle a situation, what to do, which way to turn: lets' get some maw likka!
leaving AA meeting: lets' get some maw likka!
by michael foolsley November 09, 2011

MEAT!,MEAT!,MEAT!,MEAT! maybe with some pizza thrown in, or eye-talian! meat prepared ANY style! -usually actual beast, not beast 'parts', as in 'soul food'
i stayed with some vegetarians, and couldn't wait to get me some white soul food!!
i was trying to go 'vegetarian' until i started 'jonesin' for some white soul food!
that bird seed and tofu just ain't make it, ah need me some white soul food.
i was trying to go 'vegetarian' until i started 'jonesin' for some white soul food!
that bird seed and tofu just ain't make it, ah need me some white soul food.
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010

traffic; 6" 'stove pipes' put over metropolitan stop lights to prevent/control 'light jumping'. -taken from those seen over a horses' eyes to narrow his/her peripheral vision.
i can't tell when the lights' going to change, when i'm first in line, thanks to those fucking blinders!!
they can stick their blinders up their ASS!
they can stick their blinders up their ASS!
by michael foolsley June 01, 2011

or; mud ice ! some late winter early spring terrain (usually sloped/angled) having both the slippery characteristics
of BOTH ! , but unable to make up it's mind if it is mid , OR ice ! , and exhibiting the characteristics of BOTH !!
commonly found by an UNLUCKY/unwary human in temp. just above 32° , -stuff is TREACHEROUS !! , out to put a human DOWN !!
of BOTH ! , but unable to make up it's mind if it is mid , OR ice ! , and exhibiting the characteristics of BOTH !!
commonly found by an UNLUCKY/unwary human in temp. just above 32° , -stuff is TREACHEROUS !! , out to put a human DOWN !!
jim: what's wrong with your leg ?? aj: i slipped on some f**kng mudice, and sprained my KNEE !
my "party doll" took a tumble on some mudice, in a CAST now !!
gosh darned if she didn't just hurt herself on some mudice !
my "party doll" took a tumble on some mudice, in a CAST now !!
gosh darned if she didn't just hurt herself on some mudice !
by michael foolsley March 20, 2023

ultimate/divine anything
this phrase was born in bruce brown's 'endless summer' surfing movie about search for same. concept lends itself to nearly everything!
this phrase was born in bruce brown's 'endless summer' surfing movie about search for same. concept lends itself to nearly everything!
sonically, john the bass player was searching for the perfect wave
jill gave up on the perfect wave; and left with something adequate
jill gave up on the perfect wave; and left with something adequate
by michael foolsley December 01, 2009

say what!!!!! since when was ANY payment fucking easy?? oh! easy, i get it...easy as trying to crack someones' crotch!! ie:sweating blood to buy time!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

business; -entering a business which has double doors, the right door is invariably LOCKED!! -i've traveled this earth for ever and ever, and have virtually NO memories of ever encountering an open right door!! (excepting "public" bldgs!)
-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??
i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!
-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??
i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!
shit!, this stupid door is locked thanks to the left door law!!
the left door law is applied at our business!
i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!
the left door law is applied at our business!
i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!
by michael foolsley December 24, 2010
