by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
letting a sex partner know you have some 'wynn's friction-proofing' in your night stand!!
you will get the ky, astro-glide, etc!!
you will get the ky, astro-glide, etc!!
damn, i'm getting all toe' up!! i'll get the grease!
yow!, doin' my thing in the sahara! i'll get the grease!
YOU'RE HURTING ME!! -i'll get the grease!
yow!, doin' my thing in the sahara! i'll get the grease!
YOU'RE HURTING ME!! -i'll get the grease!
by michael foolsley June 01, 2011
the ability or inability of the male to make intelligent decisions when sex is at stake. -to move 'shot', a form of blindness often sets in, possibly making one regret his actions or decisions.
john didn't exhibit much cock logic when he 'hit' the jenkins girl!
steve believed he couldn't 'cream' just anywhere, he always tried to use some kind of cock logic!
she was a 'mess-maker's dream', but still required some cock logic!
-there is very little cock logic available for the male when sex is involved!!
steve believed he couldn't 'cream' just anywhere, he always tried to use some kind of cock logic!
she was a 'mess-maker's dream', but still required some cock logic!
-there is very little cock logic available for the male when sex is involved!!
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
zealot, fanatic of ANY kind!!, who tries to force upon one; the 'my way or the highway' (or death!) attitude! -foaming at the mouth with their beliefs, a 'non-subscriber's' best policy is to RUN!!
there simply is NO retaliatory argument for dealing with these types! -they can only 'glom' with their own kind, due to their insanely 'logic' resistant beliefs...
there simply is NO retaliatory argument for dealing with these types! -they can only 'glom' with their own kind, due to their insanely 'logic' resistant beliefs...
the leader of the west side baptist church is a rabid dog!!
some politicians are rabid dogs!
jim is a rabid dog christian!, don't even let him get started 'preaching'!!
a rabid dog pulled up in a mercedes, the street promptly CLEARED!!
some politicians are rabid dogs!
jim is a rabid dog christian!, don't even let him get started 'preaching'!!
a rabid dog pulled up in a mercedes, the street promptly CLEARED!!
by michael foolsley June 05, 2011
ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'
i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna
i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it
i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it
i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
by michael foolsley April 13, 2011
obligatory centrifuge one finds themselves on after getting "drunked up" -the rotating voice informing one, 'ITS' PUKING TIME, DUDE!!' -arrival of the knowledge its' time for one to find a 'safe' place to puke!!
dean thought he was going to end the night 'clean', until it became clear he had the deadly spins!!
judy has just bared her tits and was dancing, when she became damned by the deadly spins!!
judy has just bared her tits and was dancing, when she became damned by the deadly spins!!
by michael foolsley January 25, 2010
upon releasing a nice belch, up and down wiggling / waggling of the tongue, to create a turkey-like sound.
can be a seasonal belch, but always a 'hit' with the females!!, a sure winner in the pick-up bar!! -every smart man knows females LOVE a nice belch!!
can be a seasonal belch, but always a 'hit' with the females!!, a sure winner in the pick-up bar!! -every smart man knows females LOVE a nice belch!!
i won over that spooky electric blond with a nice gobble gobble belch
the gobble gobble belch is the best for attracting females!!
jan: he could belch like a slob, but his gobble gobble belch was pure art!!, i took him home and provided a righteous tumble!!
the gobble gobble belch is the best for attracting females!!
jan: he could belch like a slob, but his gobble gobble belch was pure art!!, i took him home and provided a righteous tumble!!
by michael foolsley January 16, 2011