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running water urine draw

when running water commands your body to pee
i was washing dishes and gotted me the running water urine draw

me was running for the "terlit" after i got me the running water urine draw
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
mugGet the running water urine drawmug.

sandwich skate

the state where the 'guts' of a sandwich, (sub, hamburger, etc) INSIST on oozing out one side after or during the 'bite-down'; because of too much mayo, goo, etc...

an extra hand is need to 'arrest' the movement before the 'filling' flops on terra firma. (or your fucking LAP!!)

BIB wearing time!!
i was distracted by coo, before i noticed my sandwich skate!

not big on a gooey sandwich! all that 'goo' whistles for sandwich skate!!

my sub was doing the sandwich skate like a hockey player!
by michael foolsley January 19, 2011
mugGet the sandwich skatemug.

vegetarian valentines day

valentines day soloist -ie: no 'meat to eat' (unisex) single, 'struck out', 'burning in hell'!
all these jewelery ads are annoying me, i'm going to have a vegetarian valentines day!!

judy was expecting a vegetarian valentines day!!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
mugGet the vegetarian valentines daymug.

fantasy box

dude, i saw this bitch on the fantasy box, nobody can look that good...

-probably an android dude!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
mugGet the fantasy boxmug.

get some teat

get something to eat in appalachianese
ah stopped at foolsley's to get some teat!

before i did the presentation on caloric trans-bacteria at yale, i stopped to get some teat

while preparing the foolsley report, i had to take time out to get some teat!
by michael foolsley August 25, 2010
mugGet the get some teatmug.

info mirage

when electronic information disappears before one can absorb it.

especially bothersome when it carries some of the more 'salient' info: ie: 'rapist stinks on self in browntown'

-huh!? what the F**K!
-shit! info mirage! i'm going to have to wait for it to come around again.
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
mugGet the info miragemug.

make a mess

co-mingling of body fluids, wet spot, etc
lets' make a mess!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
mugGet the make a messmug.

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