grabby

clothing that pulls, binds, or constricts in one or more spots because you are a fat slob (me!)
i was going to wear my mcfoolsley's tavern 't' shirt but i've had too many shit-sandwiches and beer, and its' gotten too grabby!

bought a swingin' 't' shirt, but it was cut too grabby in the neck!!

got to jettison some weight! half my 'doo-doo' has gotten too grabby!!!
by michael foolsley April 03, 2010
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skin vulture

the clothed individuals who 'case' a nude beach for an 'eyeful' but never remove their own gear. seen occasionally at gunnison beach, nj
those skin vultures are very often latino.
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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light my lecher lamp

visualizing a console inside ones' head containing rows of lamps lit by various human experiences.

the lecher lamp would be the one to illuminate upon sight of a 'statuesque' human!!

similar to the cartoons, where a cartoon character would turn into a powerful vehicle (truck, e.t.c.) blowing a horn, belching smoke, revving engine and burning rubber, upon visualization of same!! (tongue hanging out, too??)
she knew she could light my lecher lamp!!

that young woman lit my lecher lamp!!

he was gay, but still lit her lecher lamp!!
by michael foolsley May 29, 2011
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tainted load

sperm containing aids or some other kind of troublemaker
he/she was afraid he/she had soaked up a tainted load
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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gommet

garmet, jacket, clothing (use of the 'r' pronounced as 'ah' style of speech)
i'm going to the cleaners to get my 'gommet'

the escort removed her gommet
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
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Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem

(advert-manipulation); commonly found in modern advertising alluding to male worship of beer even superseding a "piece of pie" (vaginal orifice) OR, replacing the deity!

the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the "big game", as opposed to jettisoning of male DNA in the vaginal canal, i.e. -SUPREME POTENTATE!!

COME ON FOLKS!, BEER NOT THAT! GOOD!!

(NEVER MIND!! LETS' ALL GET 'SLOPPY' AND 'STUPID'!!)
how 'BOUT 'dose YANKEE fans??
big bull went to HELL!! for DARING to 'stink' on alcohol, via his Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!

the 'girls' felt powerless, when confronting the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!

Beer-as-'Jesus' theorem unaccepted! in MY 'house of worship'!
by michael foolsley September 04, 2011
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domestic artist

a 'housewife', or; domestic 'engineer' -in a world where every birth of the uncommon human is a 'miracle,' a mother would be a domestic artist, or artiste
whatever happened to lauren? she graduated yale, then became a domestic artist, her medium is the male 'effluent' !

jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
by michael foolsley April 30, 2015
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