i was going to wear my mcfoolsley's tavern 't' shirt but i've had too many shit-sandwiches and beer, and its' gotten too grabby!
bought a swingin' 't' shirt, but it was cut too grabby in the neck!!
got to jettison some weight! half my 'doo-doo' has gotten too grabby!!!
bought a swingin' 't' shirt, but it was cut too grabby in the neck!!
got to jettison some weight! half my 'doo-doo' has gotten too grabby!!!
by michael foolsley April 03, 2010
the clothed individuals who 'case' a nude beach for an 'eyeful' but never remove their own gear. seen occasionally at gunnison beach, nj
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
visualizing a console inside ones' head containing rows of lamps lit by various human experiences.
the lecher lamp would be the one to illuminate upon sight of a 'statuesque' human!!
similar to the cartoons, where a cartoon character would turn into a powerful vehicle (truck, e.t.c.) blowing a horn, belching smoke, revving engine and burning rubber, upon visualization of same!! (tongue hanging out, too??)
the lecher lamp would be the one to illuminate upon sight of a 'statuesque' human!!
similar to the cartoons, where a cartoon character would turn into a powerful vehicle (truck, e.t.c.) blowing a horn, belching smoke, revving engine and burning rubber, upon visualization of same!! (tongue hanging out, too??)
she knew she could light my lecher lamp!!
that young woman lit my lecher lamp!!
he was gay, but still lit her lecher lamp!!
that young woman lit my lecher lamp!!
he was gay, but still lit her lecher lamp!!
by michael foolsley May 29, 2011
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
(advert-manipulation); commonly found in modern advertising alluding to male worship of beer even superseding a "piece of pie" (vaginal orifice) OR, replacing the deity!
the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the "big game", as opposed to jettisoning of male DNA in the vaginal canal, i.e. -SUPREME POTENTATE!!
COME ON FOLKS!, BEER NOT THAT! GOOD!!
(NEVER MIND!! LETS' ALL GET 'SLOPPY' AND 'STUPID'!!)
how 'BOUT 'dose YANKEE fans??
the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the "big game", as opposed to jettisoning of male DNA in the vaginal canal, i.e. -SUPREME POTENTATE!!
COME ON FOLKS!, BEER NOT THAT! GOOD!!
(NEVER MIND!! LETS' ALL GET 'SLOPPY' AND 'STUPID'!!)
how 'BOUT 'dose YANKEE fans??
big bull went to HELL!! for DARING to 'stink' on alcohol, via his Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!
the 'girls' felt powerless, when confronting the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!
Beer-as-'Jesus' theorem unaccepted! in MY 'house of worship'!
the 'girls' felt powerless, when confronting the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!
Beer-as-'Jesus' theorem unaccepted! in MY 'house of worship'!
by michael foolsley September 04, 2011
a 'housewife', or; domestic 'engineer' -in a world where every birth of the uncommon human is a 'miracle,' a mother would be a domestic artist, or artiste
whatever happened to lauren? she graduated yale, then became a domestic artist, her medium is the male 'effluent' !
jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
by michael foolsley April 30, 2015