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my mind! my mind!

something to say whenever the spirit moves you. it is a reflection on 'these trying times' and dealing with same.

to get the full effect, place palms of hands on temples while saying it. -see if people don't back away!! after all, your head might be going to explode, just like the guy in the movie 'scanners'
john got pale, put his hands on his temples and kept saying my mind! my mind! -we all backed away!
by michael foolsley January 9, 2010
mugGet the my mind! my mind!mug.

burger junkie

someone whose appreciation for hamburgers goes WAY beyond LOVE!!, and MUST eat hamburgers FREQUENTLY!!
i had to quit hamburgers cuz i was gettin' jiggly FAT! it wasn't easy, (OR fun!!) going 'cold turkey' and 'dumping' my burger junkie status!!

steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!

joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!

i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!
by michael foolsley August 6, 2012
mugGet the burger junkiemug.

burn one for the forces

smoke some shit for those in iraq & afghanistan

-wait a minute! isn't that where some of the world's best hashish is? oh i forgot!.......pee tests!?

BURN ONE FOR THE FORCES!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
mugGet the burn one for the forcesmug.

tense fit

second skin fitting, 'super-slim' fitting jeans for emaciated, daccau, anorexic types...polar opposite of 'relaxed fit'
super model jane went shopping for some tense fit jeans

i layed off the beer, pizza, and shit sammiches and believe i can now wear my new tense fit jeans!!
by michael foolsley June 3, 2012
mugGet the tense fitmug.

thumping kind

those with the car sound systems 'on steroids' heard two blocks away!!
i was sitting at a light being tortured by the thumping kind!
by michael foolsley November 18, 2009
mugGet the thumping kindmug.

bad dung

extremely messy, greasy, defecation

(post fried chicken?) that requires massive clean up and almost qualifies for a hazmat visit. gobs of "terlit" paper required, or a shower/bidet preferably the later. -unless you have the misfortune of being at work.
damn, i'm late and just blew a bad dung!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
mugGet the bad dungmug.

get a contract

the female equivalent of 'if you like it, you'd better put a ring on it' -better get signed, sealed delivered, and preggers, before the parts go bad!
jan managed to get a contract, then went on the kfc, potato chip and bon-bon diet!

she made sure to get a contract before her booty went bad!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
mugGet the get a contractmug.

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