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confessional

i was gettin' real in the confessional, when i let loose a mighty load
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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went pale

lack of color -never an indication of a healthy situation.
that program made my computer mad and it went pale, i'm going to have to reboot that bitch!

steve went pale because of hypothermia

ace caught 'the' cancer and went pale
by michael foolsley March 11, 2010
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glandage

display of a goodly bit of mammary glands, 'EXTREME' cleavage; or otherwise clear exposure of "breastices"
jane was exhibiting some wonderful glandage while wearing that slinky cocktail dress

she was showing some respectable glandadge

her glandage made him 'grow'
by michael foolsley December 30, 2013
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must be free!

an item in a shop or store that has NO PRICE on it. one must then chase down an "agent" , who will usually take many moments to find the price (or NOT) i usually just walk away !...too much trouble !
jim: this package of foolsley's turds on a roll , doesn't have a price ANYWHERE ! juliet: must be free!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2020
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caught the cancer

one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!
wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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right fart

if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!
john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart

i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!

my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!
by michael foolsley January 30, 2010
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trash the cameras

seriously fucking up the speed cameras seen everywhere with a paintball gun. also: fucking up paparazzi for pay or free!!
hey joe, what say we trash the cameras tonite? fuckin' ay dude! me on it!!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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