Definitions by michael foolsley
ballpark me
a counter for the business strategy where the price remains hidden until the 'hook is set'. there IS a school which believes, "if you have to know the price you can't afford it"
this attitude strongly PISSES ME OFF!!, i am of the school which believes the product may not be worth the price to ME!!, despite what someone says, OR their sales approach!
it is very comforting to know the price when beginning any transaction! I HATE the clumsy human interaction of taking the 'bait' only to have to 'back out', because the item simply is not worth that much to me! -or maybe i don't have 'money to burn' that particular day!!!
-its' very nice to know if one can or cannot 'play in that league' or not!
car dealers in particular, LOVE to do this shit!!
this attitude strongly PISSES ME OFF!!, i am of the school which believes the product may not be worth the price to ME!!, despite what someone says, OR their sales approach!
it is very comforting to know the price when beginning any transaction! I HATE the clumsy human interaction of taking the 'bait' only to have to 'back out', because the item simply is not worth that much to me! -or maybe i don't have 'money to burn' that particular day!!!
-its' very nice to know if one can or cannot 'play in that league' or not!
car dealers in particular, LOVE to do this shit!!
the salesman wouldn't ballpark me, so i took a walk!
i asked for a ballpark price, but received a strange look!
the hot shit restaurant wouldn't post their fees outside, effectively non-ballparking people!
i asked for a ballpark price, but received a strange look!
the hot shit restaurant wouldn't post their fees outside, effectively non-ballparking people!
ballpark me by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
pack a wallop
powerful sex skills of a female, ability to make 'short work' of the male! -humbling of the most cocky 'stud'
cheryl really packed a wallop with the gear she possessed! she left john in a spent, babbling heap crying for his mama!
the two salivated and speculated (great phrase!) that judy could pack a wallop!
jane's sex skills didn't quite pack such a wallop when she was 'doing' a woman!
rosanna ground the poison out of him with vigor! she packed quite a wallop!
the two salivated and speculated (great phrase!) that judy could pack a wallop!
jane's sex skills didn't quite pack such a wallop when she was 'doing' a woman!
rosanna ground the poison out of him with vigor! she packed quite a wallop!
pack a wallop by michael foolsley August 17, 2010
question man
the police! -could be question 'kind', question 'one/s' or question 'woman'
the local 'officials' invariably have a question (or questions) for one upon being detained/arrested/stopped for ANY reason! usually, the answer is already known!, ones' fate pre-determined. the 'slicker' talkers can sometimes actually manipulate this.
the local 'officials' invariably have a question (or questions) for one upon being detained/arrested/stopped for ANY reason! usually, the answer is already known!, ones' fate pre-determined. the 'slicker' talkers can sometimes actually manipulate this.
i was leaving foolsley's, and got hit by the question man re: my consumption of 'cohol. i explained that i was just the fucking dishwasher getting off work........
after the question ones peeled judy off the telephone pole, they had a quiz for her!
i took a roundabout way home to 'beat' the question man!
after the question ones peeled judy off the telephone pole, they had a quiz for her!
i took a roundabout way home to 'beat' the question man!
question man by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
the laws
police, john law, gendarmes, troopers, 'officials', e.t.c.
'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.
this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.
this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
SHIT!, here come the laws!!
i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!
i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!
the laws by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
pick-up bar
gathering place for humans where emphasis is placed on alcohol, as well as the "zipless fuck", or 'extreme' 'sport' fucking.
took home a 'chick' from the pick-up bar, but later discovered a cock and balls!
lets' surrey down to the pick-up bar and 'shop' some fresh meat!!
caught the crabs from a pick-up bar chick!
lets' surrey down to the pick-up bar and 'shop' some fresh meat!!
caught the crabs from a pick-up bar chick!
pick-up bar by michael foolsley August 13, 2010
sexual actuality
actually getting sex!! (see: nirvanic moment)
-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!
nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!
this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!
nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!
this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
i was churnin' an burnin', huffin' an puffin', it was sexual actuality!!
i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!
after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!
i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!
after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!
sexual actuality by michael foolsley August 13, 2010
sonic mask
a term for sound engineers, e.t.c. to use. could also be perceived as 'din'.
a situation when sound is not clear, but 'masked' by colliding close similar frequencies, e.t.c. (too many same guitars, friends!!) or other phenomena creating a sound distortion where 'pure' tones are altered and/or masked.
second and/or third generation recordings can create a perfect example of same. ie; loss of clarity, info. seems 'lost in background'
a situation when sound is not clear, but 'masked' by colliding close similar frequencies, e.t.c. (too many same guitars, friends!!) or other phenomena creating a sound distortion where 'pure' tones are altered and/or masked.
second and/or third generation recordings can create a perfect example of same. ie; loss of clarity, info. seems 'lost in background'
i went to the rave-up, but my bass got lost in the sonic mask!
had to re-record from the source because of damning sonic mask!
it was so humid at the outdoor venue all the sound which normally was crystal clear, got lost in a sonic mask
had to re-record from the source because of damning sonic mask!
it was so humid at the outdoor venue all the sound which normally was crystal clear, got lost in a sonic mask
sonic mask by michael foolsley August 11, 2010