michael foolsley's definitions
moammar quadaffi (sp?)- seeing as how NO news media knows the correct spelling of his name, and he IS "crazy as a bedbug", i humbly offer: kadaffy!
i put a paper bag full of dog flops at the door, lit it on fire for kadaffy; then played ding dong RUN!
kadaffy dreading working at the 7-11: "no surpee onhe sop ding" (no slurpee only soft drink!)
kadaffy dreading working at the 7-11: "no surpee onhe sop ding" (no slurpee only soft drink!)
by michael foolsley April 18, 2011
Get the kadaffymug. the police! -could be question 'kind', question 'one/s' or question 'woman'
the local 'officials' invariably have a question (or questions) for one upon being detained/arrested/stopped for ANY reason! usually, the answer is already known!, ones' fate pre-determined. the 'slicker' talkers can sometimes actually manipulate this.
the local 'officials' invariably have a question (or questions) for one upon being detained/arrested/stopped for ANY reason! usually, the answer is already known!, ones' fate pre-determined. the 'slicker' talkers can sometimes actually manipulate this.
i was leaving foolsley's, and got hit by the question man re: my consumption of 'cohol. i explained that i was just the fucking dishwasher getting off work........
after the question ones peeled judy off the telephone pole, they had a quiz for her!
i took a roundabout way home to 'beat' the question man!
after the question ones peeled judy off the telephone pole, they had a quiz for her!
i took a roundabout way home to 'beat' the question man!
by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
Get the question manmug. i was hot dogging over to jill's for a taste, but was late 'cause i was held hostage by the rolling slows!!!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
Get the rolling slowsmug. your reflection in the mirror
john wondered exactly who was going to 'save' him, then happened to look in the mirror; seeing his savior.
even though judy packed a high degree of 'bargaining power', she saw her savior in the mirror!
even though judy packed a high degree of 'bargaining power', she saw her savior in the mirror!
by michael foolsley November 1, 2011
Get the saviormug. when an apparent 'hot-shit' restaurant does not put a menu copy visible from the outside, so one doesn't have to step inside only to find out the restaurant fares/fees are too prohibitive. -this can often result in a clumsy human encounter. -and yes, i know...if you have to know the price you can't afford it!!! -OH YEAH??!!, WE'LL FUCK YOU!!!!
judy and i decided to go to mcfoolsley's, but backed off when we noticed they didn't post their fees
i hate when these restaurants don't post their fees
i hate when these restaurants don't post their fees
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
Get the post their feesmug. by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
Get the mergedmug. the currency ratio is killing me! everyone and his/her relatives is/are putting the 'touch' on me for money, but very few (IF ANY!) are giving me a road-map to the 'money trees' -ie: many empty palms to my right, extremely few to my left helping to facilitate the transfer!
SUGGESTION: for me to give YOU money BEGINS with me having a source for the money in the first place!! (hint hint!!)
this unequal currency ratio is eating my ass up! VERY DIFFICULT for me to save both myself AND the world, with such a lopsided income/outgo ratio!!
SUGGESTION: for me to give YOU money BEGINS with me having a source for the money in the first place!! (hint hint!!)
this unequal currency ratio is eating my ass up! VERY DIFFICULT for me to save both myself AND the world, with such a lopsided income/outgo ratio!!
by michael foolsley August 8, 2010
Get the currency ratiomug.