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Definitions by michael foolsley

thats not 'news'! 

something for you to mutter after hearing the same fucking story the news media/s have 'glommed' on to ad nauseam!!

after hearing the same story over and over for a week+, you can mutter: thats not 'news'!
the news media won't give up on the story!, its' been two weeks...thats not 'news'!

like many of my definitions, 'the thumbs down clown' will probably not like: thats not 'news'!, either!!

lots of my (good) stuff gets rejected!...thats not 'news'!

fat chicks is easy 

statement by darker pigmented young male, as related to the power of the libido.
why you waste time hustlin' that? fat chicks is easy

ah put my mess just about anywhere! fat chicks is easy!

the sperminator 

ah-nold schwartzenegger!

male ENSLAVED by testicular hydraulics!!
OVERWHELMING, ruling; male drive to 'shot-put'!!
following the 'orders' of a 'load' of hot, burning SPUNK!!
cyborg 'programmed' to discharge reproductive elements in a 'manufacturing' facility

(yes, but i was just following ORDERS!!)
load of slop made a fool of ah-nold, hes' the sperminator!

the I.M.F. top banana had hitler in his scrotum,

poor fellow needs a place to make a mess!! hes' a sperminator

that young teen is young, dumb and full of come! -yah!, hes' the sperminator!

sailor bill syndrome 

male; SEX! ANY PORT IN A 'STORM'!

the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)

if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.

why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!

at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!

the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.

quality transportation 

a worthy sex partner on the 'road' to orgasm, with the right 'equipment', skills and attitude; to deliver a "mind-blowing" 'treatment'

-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'

OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)
beth: that dude looks like quality transportation! i'd like to ride him till he 'blows his nose'!!

ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)

fat people are often not very quality transportation

she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!

whistling tea-kettle syndrome 

the eternal punishing lot of the male!

extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.

if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??

i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)
i saw that bird walking, and was brought to my knees by the whistling tea-kettle syndrome!

she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!

the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!

rabid dog 

zealot, fanatic of ANY kind!!, who tries to force upon one; the 'my way or the highway' (or death!) attitude! -foaming at the mouth with their beliefs, a 'non-subscriber's' best policy is to RUN!!

there simply is NO retaliatory argument for dealing with these types! -they can only 'glom' with their own kind, due to their insanely 'logic' resistant beliefs...
the leader of the west side baptist church is a rabid dog!!

some politicians are rabid dogs!

jim is a rabid dog christian!, don't even let him get started 'preaching'!!

a rabid dog pulled up in a mercedes, the street promptly CLEARED!!