judy gave me the 'keys to the kingdom' then made a mess of me!!
she gave him the keys to the kingdom, his joy was indescribable!
she knew she was going to 'get off'!! he gave her the keys to the kingdom!
she gave him the keys to the kingdom, his joy was indescribable!
she knew she was going to 'get off'!! he gave her the keys to the kingdom!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
Get the keys to the kingdom mug.allowing a turd rider (tailgater) to pass you, become the 'point man', zoom out in front attract the police and get the speeding ticket!! (not specific to males!!)
create a diversion to force concealed 'officials' to break cover
create a diversion to force concealed 'officials' to break cover
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
Get the smoke out the dogs mug.by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
Get the cage time mug.(1) cleaning -removing the funky film found on the surface of everything in the known universe!!, accomplished by repeated rubbing with some cleaner/s and/or abrasive.
(2) sex and pain relief -achieving satisfaction of one kind or another via rubbing; ie: rubbing ones' cock, clitoris, tits, back, feet, head, tubing...on and on...........
A RUB JOB IS ALWAYS CYCLICAL!! AND PRETTY MUCH IS WITH ONE FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE!!!
(2) sex and pain relief -achieving satisfaction of one kind or another via rubbing; ie: rubbing ones' cock, clitoris, tits, back, feet, head, tubing...on and on...........
A RUB JOB IS ALWAYS CYCLICAL!! AND PRETTY MUCH IS WITH ONE FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE!!!
the college boy longed to give those pert tits a rub job
the charwoman did a rub job on king foolsley's toilet bowl
i did a rub job on my crank, till i had a geyser!
mark did a rub job on judy's feet
the charwoman did a rub job on king foolsley's toilet bowl
i did a rub job on my crank, till i had a geyser!
mark did a rub job on judy's feet
by michael foolsley December 22, 2009
Get the rub job mug.tailgater -having a poor 'detective' of a driver UP YOUR ASS!! -GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS!!! (assuming you are driving the speed limit or more!!!!) one car length for every ten miles of speed??
i'm going to pull over and dump this turd rider!!
this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!
i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'
this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!
i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
Get the turd rider mug.that judy has GOT herself a butt!! -you: yeah! tough talking tocks!!
i seed me some tough talking tocks, and about shot some 'cream'!!
i seed me some tough talking tocks, and about shot some 'cream'!!
by michael foolsley June 01, 2011
Get the tough talking tocks mug.female; 'perky' butt just starting to get sloppy, the once hypnotic effect now being etched away by human chronological erosion, high fat foods, and/or; lack of exercise, mechanical dependence.
(ie; human physical degradation) a sad state of (human) affairs....-'DEATH! of a 'perky butt'!! (song by 'the Mighty Tits', rock band!)
(ie; human physical degradation) a sad state of (human) affairs....-'DEATH! of a 'perky butt'!! (song by 'the Mighty Tits', rock band!)
she looked in the mirror, and now only had 1/2 a perky butt!
i suspected i now had only about 1/2 of a perky butt!!
joe to mo: shes' got 'bout 1/2 a perky butt!
i suspected i now had only about 1/2 of a perky butt!!
joe to mo: shes' got 'bout 1/2 a perky butt!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
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