michael foolsley's definitions
cremation "retort" or 'oven'
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
went from my job at dad john's, directly to the cremation guys to see them put my poor dead dad in the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
by michael foolsley September 21, 2011
Get the clinical pizza ovenmug. a perfect or divine fart! -wonderful sonic aura, beautiful bouquet, glorious massage, perfect length, specimen that 'has it all'!! -the "golden child" of farts!!
i blew one that was so perfectly divine i almost got on my knees and prayed! -it was a true beauty fart
megan blew a beauty fart that i would have embraced and kissed, had it been a tactile entity!!
megan blew a beauty fart that i would have embraced and kissed, had it been a tactile entity!!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
Get the beauty fartmug. imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!
john did the laundry, cooking, cleaning AND rubbed marthas' feet...he had earned enough poons for a taste!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
Get the poonsmug. by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the others have destinationsmug. the police! -could be question 'kind', question 'one/s' or question 'woman'
the local 'officials' invariably have a question (or questions) for one upon being detained/arrested/stopped for ANY reason! usually, the answer is already known!, ones' fate pre-determined. the 'slicker' talkers can sometimes actually manipulate this.
the local 'officials' invariably have a question (or questions) for one upon being detained/arrested/stopped for ANY reason! usually, the answer is already known!, ones' fate pre-determined. the 'slicker' talkers can sometimes actually manipulate this.
i was leaving foolsley's, and got hit by the question man re: my consumption of 'cohol. i explained that i was just the fucking dishwasher getting off work........
after the question ones peeled judy off the telephone pole, they had a quiz for her!
i took a roundabout way home to 'beat' the question man!
after the question ones peeled judy off the telephone pole, they had a quiz for her!
i took a roundabout way home to 'beat' the question man!
by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
Get the question manmug. by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
Get the mergedmug. when an apparent 'hot-shit' restaurant does not put a menu copy visible from the outside, so one doesn't have to step inside only to find out the restaurant fares/fees are too prohibitive. -this can often result in a clumsy human encounter. -and yes, i know...if you have to know the price you can't afford it!!! -OH YEAH??!!, WE'LL FUCK YOU!!!!
judy and i decided to go to mcfoolsley's, but backed off when we noticed they didn't post their fees
i hate when these restaurants don't post their fees
i hate when these restaurants don't post their fees
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
Get the post their feesmug.