take muscle relaxants or other magic pharmaceuticals 'for your health', providing a rubbery feeling similar to being drunk, but with a bit more clarity.
fuck those beers lets' get rubbery!
she got rubbery on quaaludes, then stripped; and ground the poison out of him
she got rubbery on quaaludes, then stripped; and ground the poison out of him
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
national geographic magazine! -this honored and wondrous magazine was the place i saw my first pair of tits!! -although they were on an african woman, and i had been raised in somewhat of a racist environment, it was not too difficult to imagine them on a white woman!! i was like, damn! whats' the big deal?? -so THATS' a pair of tits!!
natty geo also was in my hands many a time when i'd find myself in some boring environment, ie; visiting friends of my folks, etc.......
i at one time subscribed, but had trouble with their nazi-like subscription policies. i've recently heard they're "hurting" -i hope not!!...-glorious magazine with great articles and WONDERFUL photography!!
natty geo also was in my hands many a time when i'd find myself in some boring environment, ie; visiting friends of my folks, etc.......
i at one time subscribed, but had trouble with their nazi-like subscription policies. i've recently heard they're "hurting" -i hope not!!...-glorious magazine with great articles and WONDERFUL photography!!
found myself at "uncle" mcfoolsley's house bored to tears!, natty geo was my savior!!
seed me a pair of tits in natty geo !!
seed me a pair of tits in natty geo !!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2010
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
attempt to raise the level of some of the more uplifting and elevating of human experience/s...sex and drugs definitely come under this category.
getting off the ground, back in the early days of aviation and 'breaking the bonds of gravity', was a much-sought after activity. in later aviation, much greater heights were sought! i.e. stratosphere, e.t.c. -no need for MISERABLE sex or drug experiences, when one can truly BLAST OFF!! (hint to the ladies! re; the female experience!!)
getting off the ground, back in the early days of aviation and 'breaking the bonds of gravity', was a much-sought after activity. in later aviation, much greater heights were sought! i.e. stratosphere, e.t.c. -no need for MISERABLE sex or drug experiences, when one can truly BLAST OFF!! (hint to the ladies! re; the female experience!!)
guy! try for the sky? (guy:) nah, godda pee in a fucking cup!!
i suckled him, till his eyes rolled back; but he'll never try for the sky with me!, i will find another "piece of meat"
the 'dirt boo' i bought, made feeble my try for the sky!!
i suckled him, till his eyes rolled back; but he'll never try for the sky with me!, i will find another "piece of meat"
the 'dirt boo' i bought, made feeble my try for the sky!!
by michael foolsley November 01, 2011
a pipe burst and john's basement flooded, he had a nightmare squared!!
he got that little girl preg-o-not, then lost his job. he had a nightmare squared!!
he got that little girl preg-o-not, then lost his job. he had a nightmare squared!!
by michael foolsley December 07, 2009
tendency of the male to be a total sap to get sex. a blindness totally unrealized until after the fact!! making a total ass of oneself, TO oneself! (over and over!)
joe was doing double back flips trying to crack that crotch, thanks to the curse of sex.
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex
by michael foolsley December 08, 2009
that program made my computer mad and it went pale, i'm going to have to reboot that bitch!
steve went pale because of hypothermia
ace caught 'the' cancer and went pale
steve went pale because of hypothermia
ace caught 'the' cancer and went pale
by michael foolsley March 11, 2010