Definitions by michael foolsley
peer's syndrome
my poor old dead, dad would never leave the house because of peer's syndrome.
is your dad incontinent? -naw, its' just peer's syndrome
is your dad incontinent? -naw, its' just peer's syndrome
peer's syndrome by michael foolsley July 13, 2011
thats how i PRAY!
cut me a killer belch!, some heads spun around and i informed them; -thats how i PRAY!
he scared off the young women with a huge belch, stating; thats how i PRAY!
he scared off the young women with a huge belch, stating; thats how i PRAY!
thats how i PRAY! by michael foolsley July 13, 2011
urban dictionary black hole
when the 'showman' gets behind in processing definitions, backing up his/her/its' 'system'!, good, worthy definitions get 'lost' in the shuffle, possibly appearing in the next ice age, possibly NOT!! -no author knowledge of acceptance OR rejection!!
did you ever get boomer gone! into u.d.? no, its' still lost in the urban dictionary black hole
urban dictionary thumbs down clown missing out on a lot of 'good' definitions, lost in the urban dictionary black hole
urban dictionary thumbs down clown missing out on a lot of 'good' definitions, lost in the urban dictionary black hole
urban dictionary black hole by michael foolsley July 13, 2011
nun shoes
big, heavy, low black shoes designed to be "sensible" and extremely unflattering!! (not exactly "my RED fuck me pumps"!)
when i saw the woman i was hitting on was wearing nun shoes, i INSTANTLY went limp!!
she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!
she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!
she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!
she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!
nun shoes by michael foolsley July 8, 2011
let me off
a phrase indicting 'free' movement of something, even if only temporary/brief. state of time/space where one encounters no barriers/'controlling factors' of any kind.
i really like the way 'let' sounds, as though one were going to 'let' some water out of a spigot! -sounds kind of like british english usage! (how can you not love that!! it sure sets ME 'ALIGHT'!!)
i really like the way 'let' sounds, as though one were going to 'let' some water out of a spigot! -sounds kind of like british english usage! (how can you not love that!! it sure sets ME 'ALIGHT'!!)
this chronic fucking let me off, i was circling venus!
that bitch let me off! i was 'free' for several seconds!
they let me off work!, -now, time to CRACK SOMEONES' CROTCH!!
that bitch let me off! i was 'free' for several seconds!
they let me off work!, -now, time to CRACK SOMEONES' CROTCH!!
let me off by michael foolsley July 8, 2011
the showman
the ringmaster, leader, big boss, C.E.O., ruler, mr/ms BIG, E.T.C. of a situation; the one whose name is invariably 'on the line', that the 'laws' come to first in the case of a problem!! the main principal potentate!
(sex of the person irrelevant!!)
(sex of the person irrelevant!!)
the showman @ that group house next door apparently kicks them all outside to smoke, lets' start calling them 'the hackers'!!
had to go see the showman, to beg for more money!
give'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats' what the showman said!! (-from: 'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts')
had to go see the showman, to beg for more money!
give'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats' what the showman said!! (-from: 'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts')
the showman by michael foolsley July 7, 2011
floating bounce-walk
the walking style of a female with a "GOOD FIGURE!!"
not 'packing' any extra pounds in the legs, guts and butt, effectively throwing the gyroscopic center of the body out of balance...
-lends itself to fantasies of a more 'streamlined rhythm', during the sex act!!
not 'packing' any extra pounds in the legs, guts and butt, effectively throwing the gyroscopic center of the body out of balance...
-lends itself to fantasies of a more 'streamlined rhythm', during the sex act!!
wendy's floating bounce-walk had all the male (and the female!) lechers SALIVATING!
her floating bounce-walk had me administering to my 'pain' in the storeroom!!
she had the floating bounce-walk, making her an EXTREMELY SKILLED walker!!
her floating bounce-walk had me administering to my 'pain' in the storeroom!!
she had the floating bounce-walk, making her an EXTREMELY SKILLED walker!!
floating bounce-walk by michael foolsley June 29, 2011