michael foolsley's definitions

quaf their quim joys

concept of a human as fire('person') SUPREME!!

satisfaction of ones' sexual/libidinal DEMANDS!!...

putting out 'flames' in ones orifice, (or 'representation' of same) possibly involving hydraulic hose...

the college boys were HELL-BENT to quaf their quim joys!!

she strongly needed to have her quim joys quaffed!!

billy the kid was shot by sheriff pat garrett right after he quaffed his quim joys!!

the two 'mos quaffed their quim joys!

by michael foolsley October 30, 2011

goyjew

a non-jewish person who maintains jews are tight with money, while being a fucking skinflint themselves! (especially with their friends!!!!!) -some goyjews make real jews look like philanthropists!!!

that fucking dude and his mouth!.... hes' nothin' but a fuck-damn goyjew!!!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

transpos interuptus

(driving) -signaling WHEN turning!!! -giving absolutely no early notice of your desire to turn until too late!!!, leaving following driver hanging 'high and dry' (just like coitus interuptus!!) to fight for their right to move ('party') against oncoming/flowing traffic!! -not a pleasant predicament to find oneself in!!! -may these brain-dead 'souls' all 'catch' terminal cancer!!!

that piece of shit put me in transpos interuptus

i was left burning in transpos interruptus

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

chyme thyme

the bitter substance that visits the back of the throat when belching or puking.......

urrrrppp! let me get some water mate, its' chyme thyme!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

snap to

suddenly come alive!, abruptly be totally focused, immediate start, sudden locked focus, burst into life

the new recruits wouldn't snap to
when i turned my car key, the car wouldn't snap to
i DO NOT snap to immediately upon awakening!

by michael foolsley September 13, 2022

rolling slows

a 'snail' driver, doing the "limit" or LESS! -GET FUCKING MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was hot dogging over to jill's for a taste, but was late 'cause i was held hostage by the rolling slows!!!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

kadaffy

moammar quadaffi (sp?)- seeing as how NO news media knows the correct spelling of his name, and he IS "crazy as a bedbug", i humbly offer: kadaffy!

i put a paper bag full of dog flops at the door, lit it on fire for kadaffy; then played ding dong RUN!

kadaffy dreading working at the 7-11: "no surpee onhe sop ding" (no slurpee only soft drink!)

by michael foolsley April 18, 2011