creating sexual attraction; tension, -the concept of using ones' "prime parts" to potentially, temporarily, permanently 'lock' a 'financier', (or otherwise "financially secure" 'ballistician'/infantryman') into 'floating' ones' monetary existence. -sometimes accomplished by evolving into a 'production facility', 'processing' the DNA
he encouraged the titty dancer to "shake your money maker"
after he saw her shake her money maker, she got the mine; but he got the shaft!!
the biker was a 'gone goose' after he witnessed her shake her money maker!
after he saw her shake her money maker, she got the mine; but he got the shaft!!
the biker was a 'gone goose' after he witnessed her shake her money maker!
by michael foolsley November 16, 2011
self explanatory
keep your fucking cart away from the cold case so I can get to it, you idiot!
keep the strait jacket on your crotch fruit!! -control the 'howling' and running wild, arms flailing!!!
don't stop in the MIDDLE of an aisle or pedestrian walkway to 'ponder' -get fucking moving!
-get fucking moving, period!!! this includes haggling over two cents from a fucking coupon!! (-yah, but the circular says....)
keep your fucking cart away from the cold case so I can get to it, you idiot!
keep the strait jacket on your crotch fruit!! -control the 'howling' and running wild, arms flailing!!!
don't stop in the MIDDLE of an aisle or pedestrian walkway to 'ponder' -get fucking moving!
-get fucking moving, period!!! this includes haggling over two cents from a fucking coupon!! (-yah, but the circular says....)
by michael foolsley December 08, 2009
next time i saw him was in the clinical pizza oven!
i flipped on the switch to incinerate my poor, dead dad; in the clinical pizza oven!
i flipped on the switch to incinerate my poor, dead dad; in the clinical pizza oven!
by michael foolsley June 13, 2011
cremation "retort" or 'oven'
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
went from my job at dad john's, directly to the cremation guys to see them put my poor dead dad in the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
by michael foolsley September 21, 2011
display of a goodly bit of mammary glands, 'EXTREME' cleavage; or otherwise clear exposure of "breastices"
jane was exhibiting some wonderful glandage while wearing that slinky cocktail dress
she was showing some respectable glandadge
her glandage made him 'grow'
she was showing some respectable glandadge
her glandage made him 'grow'
by michael foolsley December 30, 2013
defecation
-of the extremely messy, viscous variety. resists any but major cleaning attempts, laughs at toilet paper
-of the extremely messy, viscous variety. resists any but major cleaning attempts, laughs at toilet paper
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
a nightmare where one visualizes nothing but outstretched
palms containing air. only filling them with currency makes them disappear...
palms containing air. only filling them with currency makes them disappear...
consumed with thoughts of his job loss and his non-replenishing bank balance, john tried to enjoy christmas while experiencing extended palm syndrome.
judy couldn't find a way to "make money" and was suffering from extended palm syndrome...
judy couldn't find a way to "make money" and was suffering from extended palm syndrome...
by michael foolsley December 14, 2011