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slam dunked

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!

-words used by the female lucky enough to be in the throes of orgasm. -another of life's more blissful moments. what sane person would want to stop?
unh, squish, unh, squish, unh, squish, DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
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pork by-products

ejaculate/s, assorted body fluids!

-surely you're familiar with 'beef' by-products'??? i hope so, because even though i'm familiar with the term, after some 40 odd years, i still don't know exactly what they are??

one would find this term on the ingredients of something like say, "potted meats". -sounds like a 'marketeer special' term to me!...i guess in actuality, they would be chopped up animal buttles, or something close.

-either of these, 'pork' OR 'beef' by-products would make a 'dreamy' rock band name!! -any takers?? (of course, you won't want to publish this def. anyway, because its' too fucking good!!)
at carla's, i had to ask for a 'rag' to mop up the pork by-products!

he got pork by products all over his sheets, his 'jammies', his wall; everywhere........!
by michael foolsley February 7, 2010
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god's golf partner

EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -a pretty serious, 'certified' "little jesus", if hes'/shes' 'big' enough to play golf with god!!!
that mike foolsley thinks hes' god's golf partner!
he thinks he god's golf partner, thats' why that bitch 'took him on'!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
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rise on command

inability of the male to "get it up" for anything, anywhere, especially 'on order'
that woman expected john to rise on command, but he remained limp as a dish rag...are you QUEER!? barked she...
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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picking 'em up, laying 'em down

to walk !

response from a young, darker pigmented human after being asked how he would get to "big game"
magoo! , how you getting to the game ? magoo: "picking 'em up, laying 'em down ! "
by michael foolsley March 29, 2021
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tearass

a HUGE fart that hurts when exiting!
judy cut a tearass and her face reddened, but john swooned!

a tearass is a rare and precious fart!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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