Definitions by michael foolsley
1/2 a perky butt
female; 'perky' butt just starting to get sloppy, the once hypnotic effect now being etched away by human chronological erosion, high fat foods, and/or; lack of exercise, mechanical dependence.
(ie; human physical degradation) a sad state of (human) affairs....-'DEATH! of a 'perky butt'!! (song by 'the Mighty Tits', rock band!)
(ie; human physical degradation) a sad state of (human) affairs....-'DEATH! of a 'perky butt'!! (song by 'the Mighty Tits', rock band!)
she looked in the mirror, and now only had 1/2 a perky butt!
i suspected i now had only about 1/2 of a perky butt!!
joe to mo: shes' got 'bout 1/2 a perky butt!
i suspected i now had only about 1/2 of a perky butt!!
joe to mo: shes' got 'bout 1/2 a perky butt!
1/2 a perky butt by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
textiles
common name for the clothing 'locked'! i.e.-those who COULD NOT, and/or WOULD NOT; EVER 'bare their treasures' on the nude beach!!
he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!
he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!
the textiles were HORRIFIED! when the streaker ran across the baseball field.
judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!
john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!
judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!
john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!
textiles by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
bumped
fired, terminated, 'let-go', layed-off, R.I.F., OUT THE DOOR!!...
-largely acquiring the "shitty end of the stick", in about ANY situation...-(see other defs)
bumped works particularly well for the 'work' environment!!
-largely acquiring the "shitty end of the stick", in about ANY situation...-(see other defs)
bumped works particularly well for the 'work' environment!!
mcfoolsley co. bumped the stupid hippie they suspected of stealing from them!!
Madeline bumped big ed from her crotch
working like a slave, i eventually was bumped out the door...
u.d. bumped this definition from the realm of publish acceptability!
you're not working mac? (mac:) those ass-sucks BUMPED me!!
Madeline bumped big ed from her crotch
working like a slave, i eventually was bumped out the door...
u.d. bumped this definition from the realm of publish acceptability!
you're not working mac? (mac:) those ass-sucks BUMPED me!!
bumped by michael foolsley October 24, 2011
genetic toilet
male; any kind of 'receptacle' for genetic emission/s.
on occasion, using a human female as a 'toilet'; can often be unwise!. -in tandem with the male "ejacs", the human female can often 'gear up for production'; resulting in 'enslavement' of the libidinal dominated!
for those who have studied history carefully, this development is often LESS than desirable!!, UNLESS one can summon 'long green' (currency!); with a mere snap of the fingers!! -one STILL remains condemned to 'financial/spiritual advisor' for 20+ years!...........
NO 'smart' businessman enters into an enterprise too 'taxing' to 'float'!! on its' own!! -'confinement'/'isolation', 'disarmament' of the male effluent (mind of its' own!!!!) can prove MOST helpful with this sketchy scenario!!
on occasion, using a human female as a 'toilet'; can often be unwise!. -in tandem with the male "ejacs", the human female can often 'gear up for production'; resulting in 'enslavement' of the libidinal dominated!
for those who have studied history carefully, this development is often LESS than desirable!!, UNLESS one can summon 'long green' (currency!); with a mere snap of the fingers!! -one STILL remains condemned to 'financial/spiritual advisor' for 20+ years!...........
NO 'smart' businessman enters into an enterprise too 'taxing' to 'float'!! on its' own!! -'confinement'/'isolation', 'disarmament' of the male effluent (mind of its' own!!!!) can prove MOST helpful with this sketchy scenario!!
i grabbed a paper towel for use as a genetic toilet!
i'm used to porcelain, not SKIN for my body waste/s ! she (he) ended up my genetic toilet !!
my floor serves as a genetic toilet!!
i need a TOILET!!, here comes one NOW!!
i'm used to porcelain, not SKIN for my body waste/s ! she (he) ended up my genetic toilet !!
my floor serves as a genetic toilet!!
i need a TOILET!!, here comes one NOW!!
genetic toilet by michael foolsley October 23, 2011
workout partner
sex partner
after a 'treatment' with my workout partner, both of us positively GLOWED!
my workout partner and i 'ground' each other's troubles away!
-more satisfying than a conservative counting their money!!
my workout partner and i 'ground' each other's troubles away!
-more satisfying than a conservative counting their money!!
workout partner by michael foolsley October 23, 2011
light my lecher lamp
visualizing a console inside ones' head containing rows of lamps lit by various human experiences.
the lecher lamp would be the one to illuminate upon sight of a 'statuesque' human!!
similar to the cartoons, where a cartoon character would turn into a powerful vehicle (truck, e.t.c.) blowing a horn, belching smoke, revving engine and burning rubber, upon visualization of same!! (tongue hanging out, too??)
the lecher lamp would be the one to illuminate upon sight of a 'statuesque' human!!
similar to the cartoons, where a cartoon character would turn into a powerful vehicle (truck, e.t.c.) blowing a horn, belching smoke, revving engine and burning rubber, upon visualization of same!! (tongue hanging out, too??)
she knew she could light my lecher lamp!!
that young woman lit my lecher lamp!!
he was gay, but still lit her lecher lamp!!
that young woman lit my lecher lamp!!
he was gay, but still lit her lecher lamp!!
light my lecher lamp by michael foolsley October 23, 2011
loadmaster
the female; -a military cargo jet will have a person dedicated to calculating weight loads and space requirements for transportation of heavy, bulky objects. -the materials will be calculated for weight and 'processed' for delivery.
the female serves much the same function, absorbing, incubating, 'processing' and 'delivering' the 'load' of the male.
consequently, upon 'arrival'; more humans are in evidence after final 'journey' of the 'load'!!
some males could qualify as loadmaster too, but for more short length 'hops'!! and much shorter term load 'management'.
the female serves much the same function, absorbing, incubating, 'processing' and 'delivering' the 'load' of the male.
consequently, upon 'arrival'; more humans are in evidence after final 'journey' of the 'load'!!
some males could qualify as loadmaster too, but for more short length 'hops'!! and much shorter term load 'management'.
joe tag-teamed with that loadmaster, but made sure to slither into his 'propho', first!!
the loadmaster was 'processing' steve's DNA!!
kara favored lapping only, and had no loadmaster inclinations!!
the loadmaster was 'processing' steve's DNA!!
kara favored lapping only, and had no loadmaster inclinations!!
loadmaster by michael foolsley October 13, 2011